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Roast Beefing

when a woman stamps her labia majora on a person's forehead to claim dominance over them; the female version of tea bagging.
She like roast beefing her men to claim dominance on them.
by Babysealkllr March 17, 2011
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roast beef curtains

The luscious protruding inner lips of a woman's vagina which is men’s favorite part to suck on during oral sex.
These inner lips are particularly sensitive and touching them makes the woman orgasm.
The inner lips of some genetically blessed women grow larger during puberty.
The inner labia of the majority of women more or less protrude beyond the outer labia but since the protruding lips are considered too sexy (too graphic) for soft porn, the guidelines mandate digital removal of these parts before getting them published. So virgin guys who are used to jerking off to porn pussies are not aware of this trait of real-life pussies.
1.My girl’s roast beef curtains can kiss my dick at the same time she’s kissing my lips. It makes me and her madly horny!!!

2.I love rolling my wife’s roast beef curtains around in my mouth. Sucking on those juicy pussy-lips sends me and her to heaven!

3.Mike doesn’t know how sex works. I laughed so hard at that virgin dude when he said he thought girls can get their roast beef curtains stretched out during sex hahaaaaaa
by smartyass March 24, 2010
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beefin

When a nigga has mad beef with someone. To hate or to freestyle against. Someone who generally is mad or is trying to hurt and or kill someone else.
"Nigga yo momma so stupid she put her food stamp on a letter"
"OHH SHITT!!! This nigga is beefin"

"Yo why is this dude keep honkin his horn and shit, ima pull out my colt if he's beefin."
by Justin The Gangsta August 23, 2006
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beefalo

a morbidly obese or grotesque female resembling a cow usually traveling in troops and grazing
by nyisles87 January 6, 2006
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Anal Beef

When you shit your brains out, and your brain seeps onto the floor resulting in extreme pain.
Dude, I just anal beefed your mom last night!
by The Anal Doctor August 6, 2011
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humpback beefalo

Noun - The fattest of the fat, non gender specific, reserved for only the truly grotesquely fat. Landspeed averages 15 fpm (footsteps per minute). Cankles are definitely present. The sheer amount of fat causes them to be permanently lurched forward cause a humpback like appearance.
by James Rabblestin November 25, 2005
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Roast Beef Curtains

A word used by incels who don’t know basic anatomy and will never see a vagina outside of porn other than his mother’s.

Synonymous with “roast beef flaps”, or “meat tent
Don: “That girl has some roast beef curtains! She must have a high body count.”
Jane: “I see you went to a catholic school.”
by Tired Feminist May 31, 2021
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