Safety Load

bustin a nut before u fuck so, cus that first one is unpredictable and, u dont wanna cum b 4 her and be know as a johnny cum early. and never get sum

Your Mom: Do you want me to blow you for your safety load or jerk it?
Me: blow me.

by seb-townslocalREDNECK July 21, 2008

Load a bowl

To fill the toilet bowl with turds.

My stomach hurts, I'll be right back I'm going to load a bowl.

by Gpluss August 24, 2014

Butt Load

Noun, An amount of money, usually large, approximately enough to buy a jetski with.

"Thats A Buttload of money, enough to buy a jetski with!"

by FRANK THOMAS April 06, 2004

load fairy

a fat man who dresses up in either a skimpy fairy costume or a skimpy nazi outfit and spreads his load all over your fave while sawing logs, the little dickens.

i was sawing logs and the load fairy left a surprise over my face the disgusting asshole.

by faggalicious October 28, 2003

wide load

A person who is quite large, to the point that they waddle and sway back and forth when they walk.

Person 1:Check out that wide load traversing on the floor!
Person 2: Lolz

by Lolzpartycat June 20, 2011

pre-load

The act of drinking at home or at a mates house before a night out

"Man we were wasted last night thanks to the pre-load"

by jaycool20 June 16, 2008

champagne load

The act of creating a pressurized spray of semen by covering the tip of your penis with your thumb at the point of climax, just like spraying a bottle of champagne

"Andrew, did you hook up with chick from Stats last night?"

"Yes, I put down some tarp and sprayed a champagne load all over her"

by Facesface September 22, 2013