The First Law of Conversation

The First Law of Conversation (abbr. FLOC) states that one will always tune into a conversation at the most awkward point. Many linguists believe that this is God's punishment for eavesdropping.

"...And, on top of that, I had to go take my wang out of the tub drain!"
"What are you guys talking about?!"
"Oh, you just proved the First Law of Conversation, bitch!"

by Sven-Detlev October 30, 2009

First Fatal Piss

The first piss you take on a night out that opens the floodgates and makes you need to go every 8-10 minutes.

Lucy: Oh crap I need to take a first fatal piss
Dom: haha unlucky

by partyboy123 March 26, 2008

Stuck in first gear

When something just isn't performing as planned.

"Sex with my girlfriend was really bad last night. It seemed like she was stuck in first gear."

"The internet is slow today, must be stuck in first gear."

"I feel like I'm stuck in first gear today... better crank on the gnar-gnar!"

by DolphFreakinLundgren March 16, 2009

First day façade

When a teacher acts nice and laughs all the time on the first day and then you hear from sources he's actually very mean

Tracey: OMG! Our teacher is so cool!
Paige: No he isn't! I heard it's just a first day façade!

by Mislead student February 5, 2014

Love at first skype

When you fall in love with someone who's just in your contact list but never met in person, after conversation on on-line chats such as Skype.

Dude 1: Man, I really have a crush on this girl
Dude 2: What's her name?
Dude 1: Phoenix89, that's what she call herself on Skype
Dude 2: What? You never met her in person?
Dude 1: No, man, I'm telling you, it was love at first Skype.

by bouncie August 5, 2014

asshole at first sight

Similar to "love at first sight", it means to instantly know someone is an asshole.

Saw a guy intentionally take someone elses parking spot they were waiting for, had a feeling of asshole at first sight with that jerk.

by Hilbe August 13, 2015

First year fever

That classic first year university attitude of always thinking that they need to study

First year student: Hey, I don't think I can make it tomorrow, desperately need every second to cram

Second year student: OMG! You're experiencing First Year Fever! Better call a doctor!

by KeepCalmAndEdm May 24, 2016