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Tar burger

What builders look like they are making when they are actually making tar for putting on roof tops. This is because if you didn't know what they were actually doing it would look like they were having a barbeque.
Person 1: "I swear that those builders are not paid to cook burgers!"

Person 2: "No their not, idiot. they're just making tar"

Person 1: "Tar burgers?"

Person 2: "No."
by dfa347 March 4, 2009
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Night burger

All that food and uneaten crap you find in bed in the morning after either drinking, sleepwalking, or just getting the midnight munchies. It usually includes leftovers, microwaveable garbage, and just general junk food.
K: Ugh, what's that smell?

H: I slept walked again last night, and those are the remaining night burgers.

K: Get that out of here, it smells like a dead body!
by Lilyitha February 4, 2014
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burger napping

When a black guy rests his head or cock between a white girl's ass cheeks, resembling a burger. Other people may join in to add "condiments" to the burger. This is followed by sleeping in the same position until the male is flaccid again.
Guy: Damn, someone come spread some mayo on this. I caught this guy burger napping!
by theflaccidwomble July 24, 2014
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king burger

A parody if Burger King used on MADtv.
Have you heard that Bon Qui Qui got a job at King Burger?
by Emem August 15, 2014
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Burger Hug

When you see someone at a barbecue and without realizing hugging that person whilst still holding your burger.
I was so happy to see Jane I didn't realize I gave her a burger hug!
by rkeitsock August 21, 2014
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Twat burger

Sometimes, other Girl Scout moms act like total twat burgers.
by 7*16*8 October 6, 2015
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monkey burger

A sandwich made of two pieces of bread and a chunk of dried monkey shit.
Man, that sandwich tasted like a monkey burger
by Can't find my nipples November 11, 2015
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