burger flipper

Somebody who works in a fast-food outlet flipping hamburgers, possibly lacking the ability to do anything much more mentally taxing. Also loosely applied to other unqualified, unmotivated workers who come into contact with customers. Anybody who is forced to talk to the public while wearing a baseball cap bearing the company logo (and who is not a baseball player) probably qualifies.

I wanted a cup of hot coffee, but the burger flipper behind the counter said they only sell cold coffee now, in case people sue.

burger flipper by Linton November 6, 2003

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booty burglar

someone who robs the nookie from an unconcious, lifeless, sleeping partner in the middle of the nite.

The booty burglar broke in again last nite!

booty burglar by rjrumples January 11, 2009

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Bobs Burgers

Like the best animated show I’ve ever seen.

Person 1: Have you seen the new Bobs Burgers episode?
Person 2: No, I never heard of “Bobs Burgers”
Person 1: Your dead to me.

Bobs Burgers by Kuchi Kopi November 15, 2018

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turd burglar

When you finally find an empty public restroom for a dump so massive that it requires complete solitude for the deposit....and then someone walks in.(especially at your office/work place)

Just as I was about to 'release the beast', some turd buglar entered the bathroom causing my sphincter to snap shut!

turd burglar by Sidney Abello February 11, 2004