stump broke horse 

A horse that is trained to back up to a stump. The owner of said horse then proceeds to stand on the stump, and vigorously fornicates the horse.

Cowpoke - "Is that a stump broke horse?"
Rancher - "Yeah, I backed 'er up to a stump and fucked the shit out of 'er jes last night.

stump broke horse by Spizzum August 10, 2006

get yo ankles broke

A term oftenly used by the one and only anklebreaker shogun CoryXKenshin.

Ao oni: *pops up in the room Cory is at*
CoryXKenshin: *miraculously manages to run past ao oni and escapes* HAHAA GET YO ANKLES BROKE!

get yo ankles broke by schale0306 August 22, 2020

Sadly Broke 

Rhyming slang for Bradley Stoke - a large housing estate to the north of Bristol, UK, made infamous for crippling negative equity especially for first-time buyers on shared-ownership schemes during the property price crash of the late 80's early 90's, and where many became sadly broke.

They live in Bradley Stoke?

Actually, Sadly Broke

Sadly Broke by andyb92 September 20, 2007

dead broke 

"dead broke" is the state of being without any money or any available cash reserves whatsoever. More than just broke or skint it means absolutely not having a pot to piss in. More at brassic or tapped out. It is often used in the form of an oral self-evaluation or a defensive declaration by someone hoping to convince others (e.g., a creditor) that he or she is absolutely unable to meet even a small portion of a pecuniary obligation or debt. Such a declarant may well spotlight their penniless state by pulling out and exposing their empty pockets.

"Sorry, I can't pay you anything now 'cause I'm dead broke, man!"

dead broke by Trochilus June 10, 2014

notes are broke 

"notes are broke!" indicates a person who is unable to communicate properly with others. Our helpdesk received an email from someone with no body, just the subject line "notes are broke!" Since then, the phrase has come to mean a poor communicator, or just plain idiocy. There is a gesture that accompanies the phrase. You must flap your arms like a retarded person attempting to fly when you say it. This is of course optional according to context as well as present company.

"So, how're things going?"
"Snakes on a plane man, snakes on a plane."
"Really? What's wrong?"
"Man, you know Cindy in accounting? She's all notes are broke again."

or

"How are things going with the project?"
"Notes are broke, boss, notes are broke."

or

"Have you spoken to the client?"
"Yes, and all I can say is notes are broke."

notes are broke by Gleznov August 23, 2006

dolla menu broke 

When Somebody hits up mcdonalds and spends all their $ on the dollar menu because they are too poor to afford the big mac. Common items are mcdouble, chicken sandwich, 4 pc nuggets and small soda. (usually about 5-7 dollars)

Hey Tayshawn, Wanna go dolla menu broke for lunch? I'm hungry as shit

dolla menu broke by tbiggy March 6, 2010

i can t hear broke 

u dont want to talk , or listen to someone who doesn t have what u have .

most of the time said to ppl who have wired headphones & not airpods

aniya ( w/ wired apple headphones : hey girl
me ( w/ airpods in ) : sorry , i can t hear u . my bad i can t hear broke

i can t hear broke by hekdnfmfbff February 18, 2019