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booger-napkin

An extremely snotty, annoying, usually deliberately obnoxious person. This person goes above and beyond mere snotty-ness. Usually used when you really want to say "asshole" "dick" or "cunt" but can't.
My boss is a booger-napkin. He has long boring staff meeting every pay day.

My cat the original booger-napkin peed in my shoe.

Give me back the TV remote you booger-napkin!

You are a booger- napkin when you drink!
by Tupac Insecure April 14, 2014
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Booger Fairy

One who slurps or sucks the boogers out of their significant others nose.
My boyfriend is a booger fairy and i love it.
by ravensfan1 January 13, 2021
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Booger Edgelord

Billie Eilish music is that of a booger edgelord.
by Art Alexis December 30, 2024
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Dick Boogers

The left over balls of semen left in the nut hairs after sloppy sex the night before.
Damn I should have showered after sex last night. My nut hairs are all stuck together because of these these dick boogers.
by RdaddydickJones May 11, 2022
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booger

"He's a little booger"
by blackish_guard November 8, 2022
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Snooger booger

Used to define a younger, usually mischievous and witty, person or child.
You and your little brother are snooger boogers!
by Linnae00 May 17, 2022
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bong booger

The resin that collects in your brain as a result of smoking excessive amounts of weed, causing cognitive congestion.
1st worker; What is up with the new guy, he seems like he's not getting it.
2nd worker; What that guy? His head is full of bong boogers!
by Bauxb July 9, 2016
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