Bintectomy

A simple elective surgical procedure, ridding one of those troublesome hangers-on, poltergeists and mendicants which seem to proliferate exponentially.

Alright lads, anyone for a pint? Jessica was howling for my blood last time so I had a bintectomy.

Q: Where's your mother-in-law? I thought she was staying for a month.

A: I gave her an ultimatum, either a bintectomy or an exorcism.

by Red Rackham November 29, 2011

'banter train'

A group of 2 or more people (often, but not necessarily, LADS) embarking on a common journey to no place in particular, united by the sole aim of having a laugh.

Lad 1: Man, today is a slow news day.
Lad 2: Tell me about it...what times does the 'banter train' leave?

*Enter Lad 3*

Lad 3: All aboard! First stop 'Japes City'!

by Arbie H November 27, 2013

bantercool

Somebody who has superb banter and is really, really cool.

Darwin: "Like, OMG Alice, have you seen that guy over there? He's so bantercool!!"

Alice: " I know right, he's super cool and full of banter."

Attenborough: "I agree guys, he is definitely, what I would biologically describe as being, bantercool."
(If David Attenborough and Charles Darwin think you have evolved to be one of the rare specimens of Bantercool then you are amazing and all known as Alice worldwide, especially those residing in Romford, will from this day forward refer to you a bantercool.)

by biogeog2013 December 29, 2014

Banter Patrol

A group or individuals who have the best banter ever. Their job is normally to prevent shit banter and praise good banter.

Shit man the banter patrol is here!

by mexican May 27, 2015

Banter

Daniel is a cunt.

I think banter.

by maxiboy11 May 6, 2016

Banter

Another word for fun

*jokes*
Hahahahha banter!

by udictionary187 September 13, 2016

Banter Reasons

Reasons to engage in banter for someone else. For example, doing something stupid for banter.

Let's evolve some pokemon for banter reasons

by Wade 1738 nah fam September 4, 2016