A simple elective surgical procedure, ridding one of those troublesome hangers-on, poltergeists and mendicants which seem to proliferate exponentially.
Alright lads, anyone for a pint? Jessica was howling for my blood last time so I had a bintectomy.
Q: Where's your mother-in-law? I thought she was staying for a month.
A: I gave her an ultimatum, either a bintectomy or an exorcism.
Q: Where's your mother-in-law? I thought she was staying for a month.
A: I gave her an ultimatum, either a bintectomy or an exorcism.
by Red Rackham November 29, 2011
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Friend #2 Nah, I'm down to 2 mojito's like a normal person."
Friend #1 Wow, how'd you manage that? AA?
Friend #2 Well honestly, I feel so much better now that I've had my bastectomy, I don't have a problem anymore..hiccup."
Also see: bastectimologist. (The person who removes the bastard from said life, often a professional or a new bastard)
Friend #2 Nah, I'm down to 2 mojito's like a normal person."
Friend #1 Wow, how'd you manage that? AA?
Friend #2 Well honestly, I feel so much better now that I've had my bastectomy, I don't have a problem anymore..hiccup."
Also see: bastectimologist. (The person who removes the bastard from said life, often a professional or a new bastard)
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