Bintectomy

A simple elective surgical procedure, ridding one of those troublesome hangers-on, poltergeists and mendicants which seem to proliferate exponentially.
Alright lads, anyone for a pint? Jessica was howling for my blood last time so I had a bintectomy.

Q: Where's your mother-in-law? I thought she was staying for a month.

A: I gave her an ultimatum, either a bintectomy or an exorcism.
by Red Rackham June 08, 2011
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