iced blumpkins

a muffin with jizz on it

"Damn that bakery bakes the ill iced blumpkins."

by Psylocibin January 05, 2006

rumple blumpkin

Getting a blumpkin while taking a die-reah and then back-flip kicking the shit out the bitch like Charlie from Street Fighter Alpha so she hits the ceiling. 10 more points if she lands in the toilet. Don't forget to scream "KUNGFU!!!!"

Some ho-bag was ho-baggin me while giving me a blumpkin, so I switched up and made it a rumple blumpkin.

by Spoof January 23, 2005

Country Blumpkin

Getting a blumpkin in an outhouse.

Hey honey, grab the flashlight and meet in the outhouse for a country blumpkin.

by Kltom71 August 08, 2013

Lucky Blumpkin

A lucky blumpkin is when a guy is receiving a blow job while taking a shit and eating lucky charms.

"Hey bro, I got a lucky blumpkin for breakfast this morning."

by BiZZNaSti February 04, 2010

hillbilly blumpkin

The act of receiving a blowjob while chewing tobacco and deficating simultainiusly

Dude he got a hillbilly blumpkin in fourth period.

by Bigtimmy6789754 October 02, 2015

vagina blumpkin

This is an adventurous woman who performs this act of taking a shit in front of her partner while her partner is sucking off her pussy. Much like the original blumpkin .

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by el borracho October 25, 2013

butt blumpkin

the act of doin' some chic in the ass while on the john

You haven't experienced life until you've received a butt blumpkin.

by Woodrow Bacon April 18, 2012