Fog Blocked

When you fixing to go meet this cute girl on tinder, but you go outside and it’s hella foggy to the point it is no longer safe to drive to your date.

Damn, bro. I got hella blue balled by Mother Nature last night after I got fog blocked. I couldn’t even see my hand in front of my face.

by Das Koala June 2, 2018

Kodak blacked

When your hair is so fucking tangled that you look like Kodak black.

My boyfriend hadn't washed his hair in a month and he got Kodak blacked

by Savysavysavy September 3, 2018

Wally-Blocked

To be blocked on social media by someone; typically someone who uses words like, "snowflake, triggered" and "libtard" yet lacks the fortitude to mentally endure a conflicting thought.

Careful Karen, comments like that will get you Wally-Blocked.

by Lyle Crumbstorm November 29, 2018

Boob Blocked

The female version of being Cock Blocked

Every time I tried to talk to Carl his brothers girlfriend interrupted and Boob Blocked all night.

by CrissFury December 2, 2018

Pussy Blocked

He or She that stops you from getting laid from a vagina

Vito got pussy blocked until his old lady came home, he was out of control. He Stayed up for weeks cause he couldn't get that good nut sleep.

by TheAmazonianSavage May 29, 2019

CO-blocked

Getting cock-blocked because of the quarantine caused by the corona virus (COVID-19)

I got CO-blocked. She supposed to come over but she can’t.

by Y0GI March 19, 2020

Mentally blocked

When you really hate someone and wanna block them but they don’t hate you and you don’t want to seem rude, so you imagine that you blocked them to make yourself feel better.

That guy is now mentally blocked

by Lucinda is Lit July 18, 2020