baldeet 

This word is probably of Eastern origin. The value of words: the highest degree of pleasure, joy and delight. Correct pronunciation and such: baldeeeeeet.

-Tony listens to music all day!
-Do not disturb him! He baldeet!

Zach baldeet from Mary when she was near him.

Seeing a lot of food on the table, Tom says:

-I boldeet! Robbed a restaurant?

Ron inhaled cigarette:

-I baldeet from grass!

baldeet by Dan2009 September 25, 2009

Badepic 

buh-'dep-ik or bah-'dep-ik adj. impressively extraordinary or astonishing; so exceptional as to be indescribable.
A combination of "badass" and "epic"

That triple back flip was badepic.

Badepic by Chinchillas4fire June 29, 2010

Baldemort

When someone is bald and enjoys Harry Potter

Hey dude, I shaved my head and now I look like a baldemort

Baldemort by Baldemort August 12, 2018

balded 

the action of achieving the bald state of being. usually associated with shaving one’s hair, however one must also see the spiritual side of being balded to truly transform.

bitch i almost died that shit balded me

I laughed at this joke for 10 minutes straight, I literally was balded.

Giulia’s hair is falling out, lmao she’s gettin balded.

balded by baldedbabe1993 November 11, 2018

Baldeater 

noun.

A new aged pussy licker. A female who likes to lick vagina. She is pre historic and no longer eats vagina with hair on it.. previously none as a capermuntcher.

I want to eat you Baldeater and it better not have hair on it!

Baldeater by Noodle paradise July 10, 2021

Drop a beader 

Take a poop.

I need to go to the bathroom to drop a beader

Drop a beader by Ross Willie December 24, 2022

bladefist 

A broken server. It can however still be in production if only to annoy its users.

-OMFG! You installed the game server on a bladefist??!!
-STFU n00b! We'll still make tons of money! Users can't move to another server anyway!! Working as intended. Noob!

bladefist by Tommyyyyy December 23, 2005