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keekee bird

Semi-mythical bird often found in the far north of Alaska and Canada. It is often found when temperatures dip below -20 degrees below 0, and while it is never seen it is easily recognized by its call:

"Kee-Keee-Keee-RIST ITS COLD OUT HERE!"

It can sometimes be found much further south than its normal range, migrating the during winter months.
Overheard in Alaska:

"Hey, PVT. Jones, we need a new box of grid squares; go see the supply SGT."

"You got it, Sarge." Opens Door. "KEEE-KEEE-KEEE-RIST ITS COLD OUT HERE!"

Sarge: "Looks like you just found the KeeKee Bird!"
by John Dunkelburg August 20, 2013
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Bird up

It's Bird Up!!!

The worst show on television!!!

! ! ! ! ! (cuck-uck!!)
by pp87 July 15, 2017
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Hawiian bird

Act of flipping someone off (the bird) using your ring finger rather than the middle.
Kilikopela used the Hawiian bird on the school playground much like his ancestors used upon Captain Cooks arrival.
by Chris Venus November 11, 2006
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bird walking

When a conversation flows from one topic to another easily.
We are bird walking on our date.
by Cleo2000 February 18, 2012
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Bird Bones

a condition in which a person cannot take a ribbing from a close friend. the person receiving the playful picking commences to whine and cry like a little baby bird until everyones in a bad mood.
we were gonna tease braden about getting fired but he's got brittle bird bones.
by titty babby. cry baby, eddie m November 18, 2011
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Salty Bird

(1)The launching of a load of semen, from a hotel balcony onto the unsuspecting sunbathers at the pool below.

(2)Also may be called a salty bird when a partner goes down to the ground level and waits with mouth open to receive the "meal", such as a baby bird would do.

OPTIONAL: Bird calls may be given before or during ejaculation to signal the event. Preferrably a loud crow like "KA KAW" to draw attention upward.
Dude, what a great pool party yesterday. I flew a salty bird onto that new hottie next door from Dave's balcony up on four.

Hey man, me and my girl stayed in some fancy hotel last weekend for her birthday. She got so hammered, she let me launch a salty bird to her from our patio.
by Manthorn March 4, 2009
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Free Birding

When a woman isn`t wearing a very important part of her lady wear. Usually from the top area. Usually done by unappealing ladies.
Classmate: Eew Mrs. So and So is Free Birding Today!
Other Classmate: I knoe I hate it when she does that.
by mifftastic_:P June 15, 2009
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