Beer

Beer, it is the quintessential human delusion, simultaneously the source of our greatest strength, and our greatest weakness. The cause and answer to all of life's problems!

Let us get pissed, my fine fellow drinkers!

by JewLove December 29, 2004

beer compass

The invisible device that ensures your safe arrival home after a booze-cruise, even though you're too pissed to remember where you live, how you get there, and where you've come from.

"I got home by using my beer compass last night"

by Evil-Ernie July 16, 2003

beer bong

Funnel with a tube attached and if highly advanced, has a ball valve at the end to close when beer is gone and only foam remains...

The Flowmaster 3000 is the most kick-ass beer bong on the face of the earth!

by Express72 May 18, 2004

beer mug

A mug that is used for beer.

I feel like having beer, let me get my beer mug.

by tacey January 30, 2004

International Beer Day

An August 5th holiday celebrating the glory of Beer. Festivities include: copious beer drinking, double fisting, hooking up, and use of the word "beertastic"

Guy 1: I just called in sick for International Beer Day, let's hit the pub.
Guy 2: Beertastic!

by skyscotty July 9, 2009

Ensurance Beer

The extra beer you bring to a party to ensure you will have enough to get yourself drunk.

Commonly misspelled as "insurance beer."

Guy 1: Well I've got this 12-pack for myself, but I don't know if it'll be enough
Guy 2: Grab some ensurance beer, better safe than sorry.

by skootles September 2, 2010

Chick Beer

Beer that is typically preferred by the "non-dude" person. Like "fermented juice flavored beverages" and "hard lemonades".

Hey, Ladies! Can I buy you a chick beer?

by La-La-Loooooo! February 20, 2011