by LukeyB316 December 21, 2008
Get the Beef Fistmug. LIps that looked like cooked beef. Think of a rare steak once it's cut open and there's a pink middle surrounded by the darker, cooked outside.
The 90's made this look very popular.
The 90's made this look very popular.
by petit os July 21, 2019
Get the beef lipsmug. It's when your penis grows larger every time you lie to your wife or girlfriend after she asks, "Where have you been?"
The enlargement comes from the satisfaction of knowing you and your penis have been having fun without her.
The enlargement comes from the satisfaction of knowing you and your penis have been having fun without her.
After arriving home late from a night out with his buddies, Dan had to sleep on his side with his back to his wife, the entire night, after she angrily woke up and said, "Where have you been all night?" That way he could hide his Pinocchio Beef.
by I am not Dan October 9, 2008
Get the Pinocchio Beefmug. by Pimp Dadday July 1, 2003
Get the beef injectionmug. Using one's fingernails while wacking off. Causes the man-pole to bleed. Audie's brother invented it. Feels good.
Yesterday i had a boner all day so i went home and decided shredding the beef would be nice
I've been shredding the beef so much my penis is half the size it used to be.
I've been shredding the beef so much my penis is half the size it used to be.
by Appleman May 19, 2006
Get the shredding the beefmug. when a woman stamps her labia majora on a person's forehead to claim dominance over them; the female version of tea bagging.
by Babysealkllr March 17, 2011
Get the Roast Beefingmug. by The Anal Doctor August 6, 2011
Get the Anal Beefmug.