It's when your penis grows larger every time you lie to your wife or girlfriend after she asks, "Where have you been?"
The enlargement comes from the satisfaction of knowing you and your penis have been having fun without her.
The enlargement comes from the satisfaction of knowing you and your penis have been having fun without her.
After arriving home late from a night out with his buddies, Dan had to sleep on his side with his back to his wife, the entire night, after she angrily woke up and said, "Where have you been all night?" That way he could hide his Pinocchio Beef.
by I am not Dan August 14, 2008
LIps that looked like cooked beef. Think of a rare steak once it's cut open and there's a pink middle surrounded by the darker, cooked outside.
The 90's made this look very popular.
The 90's made this look very popular.
by petit os July 22, 2019
by LukeyB316 December 18, 2008
by Pimp Dadday July 02, 2003
Using one's fingernails while wacking off. Causes the man-pole to bleed. Audie's brother invented it. Feels good.
Yesterday i had a boner all day so i went home and decided shredding the beef would be nice
I've been shredding the beef so much my penis is half the size it used to be.
I've been shredding the beef so much my penis is half the size it used to be.
by Appleman May 11, 2006
when a woman stamps her labia majora on a person's forehead to claim dominance over them; the female version of tea bagging.
by Babysealkllr March 02, 2011
by The Anal Doctor August 06, 2011