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Being A Max

Acting generally retarded, socially incompetent, and/or in an idiotic manner. Also, if you are being a max you most likely have either a small penis or a huge clitoris. You can also be accused as "Being A Max" if you cum apple juice. In all, if you are told that you are "Being A Max" you might consider crying and yelling "Shut the Fuck Up" in an annoying tone. It is not a compliment if you are called a max. (A.K.A. Max-A-Faggot)
If your friend is shooting a lacrosse goal when he/she is 1.7 feet away, and misses on an open goal you can say, "Dude! I could have made that goal stop being a Max!"

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In a skateboarding game called SKATE, for one of his tricks he might board slide the end of a rail (Which is illegal in the game) and for his next trick he might board slide MOST of the rail (Also illegal) you can tell him/her to "Stop being a Max! PLEASE"
by CharlieBaitor June 5, 2011
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Bing Bing

a linguistic expression used to make a request for what is commonly known as taking a rip, doing a bonghit, having a pull, etc. theoretically, also could be viewed not merely as a request but as an observation of the other person's desire to comply with the request given. A different intonation pattern (often a raised pitch near the end of the sentence) can often suggest that the objective would like to smoke cannabis through a water pipe. also used as an interrogative when questioning ambiguously. several inflections apply. its also a noun used to describe a colored glass bowl of cannabis, its self.
bill - "hey fred...bing bing?"

fred- "no thanks bill, maybe later"
by spasmelodic October 3, 2009
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Being F-Body

The encompassing of all that is related to f-bodies: the camaro and the firebird ...ie the raw power, the radical styling, the ability to drop 2 seconds in the 1/4 with just bolt-ons, the social stigma, the legends, and most importantly...the knowledge that you are part of one of the greatest legacies to hit the automotive world.
"My daily driver is a f-body, my race car is a f-body, my project cars are f-bodies, my dream car is a f-body, my life revolves around f-bodies...I AM being f-body!
by crunkmaro January 25, 2008
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binge seasoning

Watching entire seasons of TV shows as quickly as possible. Often times episodes are watched back to back in one day.
I spent the whole weekend binge seasoning, I watched the first three seasons of Breaking Bad.
by cheesy rice September 20, 2013
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Being a Bromley

"Sorry bro, I don't want to play. I got way too much dick to suck. Sorry for being a Bromley."
by MyNameIsDefinitelyNotBrian September 26, 2013
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Being Zac

Being Zac means you are the sexiest immigrant alive, it also means you have the biggest dick ever and every woman wants you
Omg Being Zac would be so lucky he gets all the girls
by Zac Is Well Sexy October 14, 2018
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Not Being Lez

Similar to the frequently used phrase "No Homo", but specifically geared towards women. If a woman says something that sounds unintentionally sexual to another woman, saying "NBL" or "Not Being Lez" afterwards is a way of making it clear that it was not intended to sound sexual. Its is also used ironically in the gay community.
Shyla - "OMG! Your pussy is so soft!! ..I mean your cat.. Not Being Lez"

Adrianne - "Sure.."
by Flower Timed January 16, 2014
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