john bartmann

He's the guy you finally decide to take home after the bar at last call.

Fucks on first date.

Not the guy you bring home more of a backseat parking lot kinda guy.

Girl1: I hooked up with a total John Bartmann last night

Girl2: omg me too ! What was his name

by Bigbugs124594 August 16, 2017

batman

An explanation to a friend that you were having a wank.

Matt says: Hey man u were looking at porn all dau
Mitch says: nah i didn't have a batman

by Matthew Cameron August 16, 2008

bartandconnor

the act of two males LOVING

bartandconnor is when two men are in a tent... one catches one receives

by adrian slade August 18, 2008

Batman

When you are fucking a GILF from behind and the old woman skin on her arm starts to sag until it looks like batman's cape!

To successfully do this one should put up a lap behind oneself so you get a shadow that appears to be the bat signal on the wall.

"I would totally batman dat gilf"

by Scoota B. December 9, 2008

Batman gag

When you put a mask in the mouth of the victim, (like the batman mask)

He just wouldn't stop screamin' so I BATMAN GAGGED him!

by Batman Gagger December 9, 2008

BATMAN

ONE WHO PUTS A BAT OR BATS IN MOUTH.

For example,BATMAN LEO PUTS TWO BATS IN HIS WIDE OPEN MOUTH THATS so BATMAN

by kingmxico24 December 21, 2008

Batmanie

(adjective) when something is a lot like batman or when someone/something is being/acting like batman

Gerald: Cool Costume man. Your supposed to be Batman, right?

Dewie: Duh! Yeah that's what I am. Isn't this costume so batmanie?

Gerald: Totally dude! You are so batmanie stylish.

by caity and nicole January 3, 2009