Bartee

A person who spends all of their valuable time towards counting useless change. They most of the time brag about a penny being worth two more cents than usual.

You are such a bartee sometimes Gary.

by BeanMan420 January 14, 2021

Shizer Bart

German for "Shit Beard". Refers to a person with a totally lame beard, grown for all the wrong reasons. Usually worn by someone who thinks they are way cooler then they really are. The bearer of a Shizer Bart is usually one who flatulates on a more than normal basis.

Peter: Check out my new beard, totally awesome huh?

Curtis: That's a total Shizer Bart guy! Did you just fart?

by Winks007 July 7, 2011

sex barter system

The sex beater system is a replacement for standard currency, instead using sex in exchange for goods and services. How much each person's sex is worth would be determined by a sex grade level (or overall sexiness). Different values and forms (frontal, oral, anal or nasal) would be the equivalent of cents and dollars.

I support the usage of the sex barter system instead of paper currency.

by 91169 September 14, 2016

Westboro Baptist Church

A group of people that provokes and loves to incite hate and racism. They truly do give Christians a bad name.

Westboro Baptist Church is sponsored by yours truly the prince of darkness, Lucifer.

by TheWhiteBowser July 21, 2016

buffalo baptism

Chugging a beer and bodyslamming a table, breaking it in two. Made famous by the Bills Mafia of Buffalo, NY.

After the Bills clinched a playoff spot, the Bills Mafia gathered by the hundreds outside the stadium to give each other buffalo baptisms.

by justadam January 2, 2018

bapst

verb. to pwn all n00bz (presque isle high school, ellsworth high school, bucksport high school, bangor high school, hampden academy, hermon high school, brewer high school) in everything, including academics, sports, partying and fashion sense. derived from a college prep school in bangor, maine.

"we completely bapsted presque isle in the playoff soccer game!"
"our SAT scores bapst everyone elses."

by jj and abs April 17, 2008

Baptist Boilermaker

A tall cup of coffee with a shot of espresso.

so named because it is the same concept as a regular boilermaker and non-alcoholic, as many Baptists abstain from alcoholic beverages.

Bob is studying for final exams all night and had a Baptist boilermaker to help keep him awake.

by Ted M 1980 December 9, 2009