back-seat-google

When someone criticizes the way you Google something.

"Why are you searching like that!? You should type in this..."
"Stop being such a back-seat-googler

by Alex December 5, 2014

back door knockers

Testicles, or bollocks - a name given due to the action of the guy's balls slapping a girl's arsehole during frontal sex

"I was really going for it and she was loving my back door knockers."

by Bollywoody April 26, 2015

Back pocket boyfriend

The ex-boyfriend that you give false hope of getting back together with when you(the ex-girlfriend) find out he's interested in another female.

ex-boyfriend back pocket boyfriend

by PlanetKiKi September 26, 2015

back zerbert

Similar to the normal zerbert, this is when one individual uses his or her mouth to create a seal with another individual's back and then blowing, producing a fart-like sound. The back zerbet is often more tricky to pull off given the higher concentration of muscles compared to the stomach and so it is best pulled off by an experienced zerbet giver.

I was watching Lynn and Nicholas wrestle when she decided to hold him down, face first, and give him a legendary back zerbert. The noise was so loud; she has clearly done this before.

by Justn_time_ October 9, 2016

back combing bitch

Fake hoe, generally one that has a fake tan, fake lashes, and overly back combed hair. They are considered to be more dusty and more extreme than a fake hoe. Back combing bitches are materialistic and think very highly of themselves when in reality they are at the bottom.

Guy 1: Yo, you know thag girl over there?
Guy 2: unfortunately yes, why?
Guy 1: she's such a back combing bitch, she looks like the old Snooki

Guy 2: oh my gosh! She does, she is a back combing bitch!

by CJ2019 February 10, 2017

back saddle

When a male has his dick in a girl while she is on top of him and giving someone else a blowjob (usally used during a threesome).

This girl was doing a back saddle last night.

by May is bae April 4, 2017

back seat pilot

Someone who has no qualifications to fly an aircraft but pretends to know a lot more than the pilot himself.

Mark: Oh look how he had a sharp turn upon approach.

John: boy shut up and stop being a back seat pilot.

by Ms Chai August 30, 2017