alien sunset

when a girl gives birth on your face

Did you hear about Jessica last week?? Apparently she did an alien sunset on Josh.

by lil_swagger07 January 14, 2018

alien tattoo

When I guy smacks a girl on the cheek with his dick and it leaves a red mark

Look at that alien tattoo on Tyna, she must really get into it with her man.

by Big Ben Whrit January 18, 2018

Alien jerky

When you eat unidentifiable meat but you don't second guess where it came from. The term "Eat" is very broad in this definition.

Jeremy ate alien jerky for six hours straight.

by Milkmanluv February 6, 2018

Alien dipstick

This is a large human like animal who speaks french

Omg i think theres an alien dipstick in that UFO he must be raping children

by Fucking cock sucker February 10, 2018

Alien off

Insult your friends without them even knowing!

Alien off Will

by Damian1_3 May 28, 2018

Awkieng

A human(sorry excuse for one) that is so unbelievably awkward, the word “awkward” it’s unsuitable for this brand of failure. Refer to them as Awkieng(s)

>says thx you too to Starbucks barista
>both make awkward eye contact
>internally dies and runs out of Starbucks

Starbucks barista:” god what an Awkieng”

by XxArcticDepressionxX May 30, 2018

Alienism

When you are an atheist that believes our creators were other worldy beings that made us as a long experiment or as pets if you will, and that if humans fail at there purpose the entirety of humanity will perish at the hands of some halo shit or the fucking greys with there 200+ iq strats. You are this if you watch Ancient Aliens

I am an alienist at heart, and your god doesn't exist but if he did he can suck my small still pubescent boy penis, so you should convert to alienism.

by Charchee May 30, 2018