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Apollo Quiboloy is a boomer creep, that claims himself to be Jesus Christ. He is a mentally-ill retarded subhuman/lowlife/monkey and Googolplex-th class citizen, that needs to be tortured for TREE3 years, because he does not deserve human rights.
He makes a whole stupid cult to satisfy his sexual gratification with teens as young as 8-17 years old, like what the actual fuck? Eww, very disgusting, and he has 1 Solarion of Child Porn on his computer.
The worst offenders of him, is that he is engaging in human trafficking (AKA Neo-Slavery), Ponzi Scheme, Extortion of Minors for nudes, smuggling, money laundering and e.t.c.
He has a TV Channel called "SMNI News" to propagate his pro-pedophilic views, that is so creepy, cultish, eerie and pro-eastern. He has praised so many atrocities like the Holocaust and the Russo-Ukrainian War, thinking it's a moral crusade.
He is racist, sexist, homophobic, transphobic and jingoist, just like the 8-Year Old GeoMorons who post bigoted inflammatory CapCut/Alight Motion Edits, who base off their morality to terminally-online subhumans (Which are Sigma Males and not Jews). He is also worse than IncTV, and is also the perpetrator of the ABS-CBN Shutdown, while letting POGO Strive in The Philippines, which proves he supports Duterte.
Apollo Quiboloy is a boomer creep, that claims himself to be Jesus Christ. He is a mentally-ill retarded subhuman/lowlife/monkey and Googolplex-th class citizen, that needs to be tortured for TREE3 years, because he does not deserve human rights.
He makes a whole stupid cult to satisfy his sexual gratification with teens as young as 8-17 years old, like what the actual fuck? Eww, very disgusting, and he has 1 Solarion of Child Porn on his computer.
The worst offenders of him, is that he is engaging in human trafficking (AKA Neo-Slavery), Ponzi Scheme, Extortion of Minors for nudes, smuggling, money laundering and e.t.c.
He has a TV Channel called "SMNI News" to propagate his pro-pedophilic views, that is so creepy, cultish, eerie and pro-eastern. He has praised so many atrocities like the Holocaust and the Russo-Ukrainian War, thinking it's a moral crusade.
He is racist, sexist, homophobic, transphobic and jingoist, just like the 8-Year Old GeoMorons who post bigoted inflammatory CapCut/Alight Motion Edits, who base off their morality to terminally-online subhumans (Which are Sigma Males and not Jews). He is also worse than IncTV, and is also the perpetrator of the ABS-CBN Shutdown, while letting POGO Strive in The Philippines, which proves he supports Duterte.
Person 1 (Brainded Apollo Quiboloy Fan): Mabuhay ang SMNI News, Truth that matters!
Person 2 (Filipino): Putanginamo ka, Apekpek Quibozo ay gago ka!
Person 3 (English): Go fuck yourself, Pedophile Supporter!
Person 2 (Filipino): Putanginamo ka, Apekpek Quibozo ay gago ka!
Person 3 (English): Go fuck yourself, Pedophile Supporter!
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Dude #2: It probably doesn't really matter, Bro, as long as da washer fits fairly snugly around da bolt-shank --- no need to agolyze over it.
Dude #2: It probably doesn't really matter, Bro, as long as da washer fits fairly snugly around da bolt-shank --- no need to agolyze over it.
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Get the Apologizum mug.The moment you realize you’re going to finish the book; the feeling of being close to the end of the book, and having nothing else to do but read until you finish it.
Derived from: apotheosis, lectio (Latin for “reading”), and epiphany. Together, a realization that you’re at the culmination of reading.
Derived from: apotheosis, lectio (Latin for “reading”), and epiphany. Together, a realization that you’re at the culmination of reading.
I reached apolectiony this morning after my friend cancelled our lunch plans--I had a coffee and blanket and the detected was about to solve the murder. I just kept reading until the book ended.
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Derived from: apotheosis, lectio (Latin for “reading”), and epiphany. Together, a realization that you’re at the culmination of reading.
Derived from: apotheosis, lectio (Latin for “reading”), and epiphany. Together, a realization that you’re at the culmination of reading.
I reached apolectiony this morning after my friend cancelled lunch plans; I had my coffee and a blanket, the detective was about to solve the murder, and I had nothing to do but read until the book ended.
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