A bomb ass footballer who sacrificed starting a game to slay Manchester United on his debut for Southampton and lives on as Saint Charlie. Also a legend for QPR, and is friends with English legend Joey Barton. Probably the biggest inspiration to younger footballers who want to make it big.
by Jamie Vardy's having a party May 7, 2016

Austin and Ben make great friends, if you meet a friendship with an Austin and a Ben - I can betcha that that friendship will never end.
by BenExplainsWords July 8, 2022

When you drop a metaphorical heater, be it a slow moving creamer or an explosive ass spray, on an arrogant person’s face…and that person is a government official of any capacity.
The IRS tried to say I made false deductions, but when I produced the receipts, they were blasted with a generous Hot Austin.
by Almighty Reno June 8, 2021

has an amazing camo bag and camo pants also has great hiking boots and can’t forget about the sideburns
by MLGT April 4, 2022

He is so awesome and cute every girl likes him. He is the best hockey in the world. Coolest guy. A fucking beauty. Can party hard
by Kayla Kurtz March 22, 2021

A nice but shy guy but if you get to no him he will be kind and really nice to people no matter their background also a poet say's his friends girls will fall for him when he opens up and starts trusting he will be there if he you need help he usually doesn't accept for compliments because he thinks he is bad at every thing truly if you can get a Austin Johnson stick tight remember that he loves you and will do anything for you
by anonymous October 16, 2020

When a female incidentally draws blood from a man’s penis during oral sex via teeth making direct contact with skin from the shaft.
by Plzmakethisathing March 9, 2023
