Using unfortunate or unfavorable circumstances to wallow in grief that is either unrelated to the events or that ignores the individual's role in shaping or deciding the outcome of the hurtful moment.
Jabroni 1: Nobody wants to go to prom with me! Fuckin' sucks, man!
Jabroni 2: Well, did you ask anyone?
Jabroni 1: No. All my friend's have dates and I'm gonna have to sit home alone! Did I mention how completely unfair that is?
Jabroni 2: Yes, you mentioned it twice. You don't ask, you don't get. Dude, you're hurt mining!
Jabroni 2: Well, did you ask anyone?
Jabroni 1: No. All my friend's have dates and I'm gonna have to sit home alone! Did I mention how completely unfair that is?
Jabroni 2: Yes, you mentioned it twice. You don't ask, you don't get. Dude, you're hurt mining!
by Jugh Hanus May 15, 2016
Get the hurt miningmug. Me: stop getting so butt hurt over this
Friend: I’m not
*fake laughs* because everyone is
*After* Friend: why would you say that you’re so mean?🌶
Friend: I’m not
*fake laughs* because everyone is
*After* Friend: why would you say that you’re so mean?🌶
by geetotheE May 5, 2019
Get the butt hurtmug. by playboi-Cardi March 9, 2019
Get the tummy hurtmug. My dih hurt used from males to explain that their penis (reggular or chode) (only circumcised) may be feeling injured for instance:
1 getting kicked in the dick
2 getting punched in the dick
3 landing on dick
4 crushing dick
5 she broke it doing a flip
.
1 getting kicked in the dick
2 getting punched in the dick
3 landing on dick
4 crushing dick
5 she broke it doing a flip
.
Garry:not experiencing penile pain
Travis:experiencing dih pain
Travis, " gawd damnnit garry my dih hurt(gary kicked him it weiner)
Gary, " i hope your dih hurt
Travis:experiencing dih pain
Travis, " gawd damnnit garry my dih hurt(gary kicked him it weiner)
Gary, " i hope your dih hurt
by Mr bum on coney Island March 2, 2025
Get the my dih hurtmug. 
Get the Hurtedmug. When you have a blazing hot curry one night and the morning after you get a burning sensation on your hoop
by Mojojo September 24, 2015
Get the Hoop hurtmug. Well that's not stereotypical, like... At all, is it? I mean, this fucking guy looks like Toji's worm from Jujutsu Kaisen. He about to spit out a 3-stick nunchuck so Ben Shapiro can fight the woke spirits over here.
Toji's Worm "OoOoOo Ghefoigal! If you hurt a jew, we sue you! Plegh!" 😗🗡
Hym "So, what, they pass an Anti-Semitism act so the jews can bankrupt people for not liking jews? Ridiculous. Ridiculous and unconstitutional. Throw em out! Throw out all of the cases this guy brings. You can't let this lasagna engage in lawfare against private citizens in the name of 'preventing another Oct 7th.' Out! Get that shit out of my country. You need to take that shit back to GEappliances."
Hym "So, what, they pass an Anti-Semitism act so the jews can bankrupt people for not liking jews? Ridiculous. Ridiculous and unconstitutional. Throw em out! Throw out all of the cases this guy brings. You can't let this lasagna engage in lawfare against private citizens in the name of 'preventing another Oct 7th.' Out! Get that shit out of my country. You need to take that shit back to GEappliances."
by Hym Iam May 7, 2024
Get the Hurt a jew, we sue youmug.