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youtube trolls 

The disgusting creatures known as youtube trolls are losers who have nothing better to do than sit on their computers all day and start arguments on youtube. Beware the trolls, as some may unite against certain groups or videos on youtube and their supporters. For example, they may gang up and vote each other's comments up and flag every other comment as spam. They'll then feed off of the madness of the arguments they start. The best way to combat youtube trolls is to ignore them and block them. If they're making several accounts to troll you like the no life douchebags that they are, set your account privacy so only friends can send you messages and comment on your channel. Feel free to report them also.

Protip: make sure your youtube name isn't easy to copy by capitalizing an i or having a lowercase l. Some trolls will jump on the opportunity to impersonate you by creating a new account with a name identical to yours. I've suffered this way. Report the channel impersonating you, and if they were enough of a douchefag they'll most likely be banned within a few days.
Filipinos4islanders: lol ur a fanboy dickrider. UMADBRO?

TheSpanishFilipino: FAGGOT!

TheMexicanInvasion: yeah u fag dickrider y u mad

KoreansDoItBest: LOL FAGGOT NO ONE LIEKS U

*all thumbs up each others comments and flag victim as spam*

note: these are real youtube troll messages I've gotten on a video. Never respond to youtube trolls. It leads to more pain and agony as they suck all the life out of your soul.
youtube trolls by YoutubeTrolled October 14, 2011

Youtube Hipster 

Adjective: A person who finds it completely necessary to complain about how YouTube has gone corporate. YouTube Hipsters can be observed in the comment section of any Vevo video usually expressing an opinion with no backing, begging for thumbs up, as they feel the amount of thumbs up directly correlates to the size of his/her penis.
Youtube Hipster: Wow, I remember when users uploaded songs, not Vevo! Thumbs Up!!!!

Youtuber: STFU n00b

Youtube Hipster: Wow, look at all these ads, I remember when youtube was about fun, not money! Thumbs up so everyone can see!

Youtuber: download Ad Block and stop complaining. God I hate Youtube Hipsters

YouTube Boobs 

Big breasted teenage girls who make YouTube videos in revealing tops commenting on the most popular videos because they are too dumb to come up with their own content.
Today, I heard Betsey talk about the new Twilight movie in class. She is too flat chested to do YouTube Boobs.
YouTube Boobs by Kobayish November 24, 2011

youtube hoe 

when youtubers mostly female youtubers responds to a video in a flirting matter
VIDEO: How to be Gangster

hoeish12345: hey your hot and i think your cute

VIDEO: kevjumba

slutter3000: hey i think your cute i wanna do you

user reading comment: mann wat a youtube hoe
youtube hoe by theword27 July 2, 2009

Youtube Journey 

To click from link to link on Youtube, and going on a journey of increasing randomness and declining taste, leaving you in a very wrong place indeed in under 6 clicks.
I went on a YouTube Journey. I was looking at the new Ford and 3 clicks later I'm watching a man disembowling some animal.
Youtube Journey by Jimaxyn April 5, 2012

Youtube shorts kid

A newly made slang for someone who watches youtube shorts.
People who use youtube shorts are mainly people 10 years or younger.
People mean that youtube shorts are like a 2 year delayed tiktok Meaning that they mainly do old now unpopular trends.
So basicly the slang means someone is not with the times.
Youtube shorts kid: Have you seen the doge memes.
Person: Yeah like ten years ago.
Youtube shorts kid: WHAT THE YOUTUBE SHORT SHORT ONLY CAME OUT 1 DAY AGO?!?!?!
Person: He is such a Youtube shorts kid.
Youtube shorts kid by Pipikacki November 23, 2022

Youtube Gold 

An event, action, etc. that if recorded and posted on youtube, would spark mass viewing and numerous hits.
Guy 1: Dude did you just see Mike eat shit off those stairs!

Guy 2: Yeah man that was youtube gold!
Youtube Gold by xxrunner90 May 2, 2009