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what happens when i die

You get shat on by a bird, have a sizure cus it cum on u to fash and die by a ford get fenesed mate
by Actimel lover 82 May 13, 2021
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National Show boobs to boyfriend (Whenever possible day)

Show your perfect cute Boobies to your boyfriend every day
P.S don't forget that thicc bootie and perfect smile
National Show boobs to boyfriend (Whenever possible day)
by Boyfriend 😉 October 17, 2019
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i dont shutup i grow up and when i look at u i throw up

i dont shutup i grow up and when i look at u i throw up is the best come back in the history of time. if anyone says this they will absolotly kill there opponent or they will fall to the ground and cry
person 1: shutup ur gay 😂
person 2: i dont shutup i grow up and when i look at u i throw up 😘
person 1: *dies*
by bigbussywarts March 8, 2022
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"You shall be taken to the place from whence you came, and from there be taken to a place of execution. You shall be hung by the neck until the body be dead... dead... DEAD!"


When British judges gave the death penalty (unfortunately, it was discontinued, which is a shame), they would put on a black cap, and, in a solemn voice say this sentence to the criminal, bringing down the hammer each time the word "dead" was uttered.
I wish someone would bring back the death penalty.
by Kung-Fu Jesus April 30, 2004
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the awkward moment when...

How you start you sentence when you're about to recall an event or occurence that was funny, embarassing or awkward. Usually the moment you are recalling is something that has embarassed many.
the awkward moment when... you fart during a business conference and try to cover it up with a cough, but realise immediately and without need to confer, that everyone around you knows you just farted.

The awkward moment when... you make a black joke seconds before realising you are standing next to a black guy.

The awkward moment when... you say bye to someone then you both continue walking in the same direction.
by Bottom Face October 22, 2011
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An alternative version of the slang "we'll cross the bridge when we get there", means pessimistically delaying a reaction to an impending situation.
Driving to the mall...
Joe Blow: Do we eat at Taco Bell or that Chinese place that you like?
Jane Shane: We'll burn the bridge when we get there...
by ChicaSoy April 16, 2013
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whensday

if you think that whensday is spelled wednesday your fucking stupid as hell. the true spelling is whensday dumbass
person 1: "man this wednesday is gonna be great"
person 2: "you.. believe in wednesday? its whensday you idiot!"
by sandwich_maker January 13, 2020
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