the reach and wash

while showering, the action of squatting down to ground level, soaping your "the dude" wash cloth and passing the towel through your legs and pulling back and forth to create a suddsing action to cleanse your anus.
What are you doing dude...what its the reach and wash man.
by The reach and wash Dude February 19, 2011
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prostate wash

why did that prostate wash come to our high school reunion? and what's with her douchebag husband?
by specialneeds7744 December 06, 2008
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Wash The Car

Informal slang to say you have to go take a leak.
by Brofessor Beam September 10, 2018
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monkey wash

When you take a shit and don’t wipe. Then you proceed to jump in the shower to wash your ass! The purpose is to save toilet paper in a pinch.
Last night I was hammered and had to do a monkey wash. Shit happens when you party!
by Las Pilas October 10, 2020
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Window washing

When your girl friend/lover sensually grazes her tongue over her lovers teeth.... Being a way of expressing her love to him or her.... A type of erotisism
"Baby window wash me in a kiss"
" babe quite window washing me"
by Didi*hoodini February 25, 2015
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Wash Dishes

Becky: What are your plans for the night since TJ's OT?
Tiff: Just relaxing, have to wash dishes later.
by BeanTownRaider April 21, 2020
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Sock wash

When a man uses his pink sock to fuck a woman in the pussy.
When Mary saw my anus fall out, she insisted I sock wash her with it.

To spice up my love life, I fucked my boyfriend with a cucumber until his anus prolapsed, and made him sock wash me with it.
by F-shack boarders April 03, 2018
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