White girl wasted

Lifestyle Flashy phrase meaning to get very drunk and make dumb decisions. Most commonly applied to guys, in ironic fashion.

Yo, does Brian have a lampshade on his head? He is white girl wasted.

by H24E April 24, 2011

filthy wasted

Wasted in the most extreme sense of the word. When one becomes filthy wasted he/she will do and say things that they would never dream of doing sober. You will also admit to things that you are ashamed of! Girls will want to slap bitches and then make out with 'em and guys will want to kill a nigga!

"I have never seen Allie get that filthy wasted! She even admitted to the time she let John put it in her ass!"

by sherbear January 3, 2006

Weinie Washer

A cougar that has sex in the same frequency that a car wash washes cars!

Dick, I was at your moms house and she let me take a ride in the weinie washer!

by Larry Olympic, Dick Beninya March 17, 2008

Fazzi Wasted

Being blatantly drunk walking around to everyone and just saying stupid shit. Losing shoes, breaking hearts and burning people with your cigarettes is just a couple actions needed to be "Fazzi Drunk." The best time to get Fazzi wasted is all the time, Tuesday morning, why not?

Its tuesday morning, and we ain't shit to do. Im going to get you Fazzi Wasted.

by eddiejeee August 25, 2013

cock wasted

Its when a man experiences a great orgasm, one that can be remembered for a long time.

John: Man, last night I hooked up with this blonde at the bar
Mike: yeah? What happened?
John: I got cock wasted big time, it was one of the best orgasms I ever had in weeks!

by jimissobored July 27, 2014

fanny washer

Washer of vaginas.

Shut up, your a fanny washer

by ass hatter January 3, 2015

wasted

Dead, Bashed or Stoned

That that stoner is wasted (died from overdose).

by Insane bastard December 11, 2004