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cubicle wars

a series of conflicts between Dirk and Brent... evidently they have so much free time they just prank each other all day every day. Events can be witnessed first hand on youtube, either Cubicle War 2006 or Cubicle War 2010
In a cubicle wars, phrases heard or actions witnessed may be similar to as follows:

"it was a CENTAUR"
"reboot me"...or simply stapling another's tie to their desk before slapping them in the face so they clothesline themselves upon waking
by boardnfool86 February 25, 2010
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Star wars

The misadventures of 2 droids, R2-D2 and C-3PO.
Let's be real, star wars is all about r2d2's and c3po's misadventures to a lot of places.
by NUCLEAR NACHo March 13, 2017
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Console War

A dick-measuring contest usually between Microsoft Fanboys and Sony Fanboys to try and justify buying one of the 300 dollar instead of the other 300 dollar console.
Microsoft Fanboy: The Xbox Series X is going to win the console war because it's more powerful
Sony Fanboy: The PlayStation 5 is going to win the console war because it has better games
Nintendo Fanboys: The Nintendo Switch is going to win because you can take a shit while playing smash bros.
by heywaitasecond March 22, 2021
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Maze War

Maze war is likely first FPS (first person shooter) game, made in 1974-ish. The actual release date of it is not known.

You play as an apperent eyeball. When you see another eyeball (player), you shoot, them. You will get a point by harming them, and lose a point if you are harmed yourself.
avg guy: the first FPS was wolfenstein3D
smart person: nope it was maze war, indubatebly.
by yellowmadness54 July 2, 2011
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sammie war

When divers pull out their sammies in a "duel position" , and start slapping each other, seeing who will give up first. See sammie slap.
Theo and Matt are having another sammie war.
by Creepy Coach March 2, 2009
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Stroke Wars

A game of two or more males that masturbate at the same time seeing who can wank the ween the hardest, the longest and nut the most copious rope.
Me and the bros had stroke wars last night. I won.
by Eaton Holgoode January 14, 2019
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Nerf War

A battle between ideologues on futurism
There has basically been a nerf war going on between the bankers and developers on what the market place will be for cryptocurrency.
by Shed_Light September 26, 2018
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