wtf gay little monkey

wtf gay little monkey is when someone is just straight up being retarded and you dont know how to respond so you say wtf gay little monkey

Bro that shit was so wtf gay little monkey

by hi im dumb May 25, 2021

WTF SAUCE

A sauce that makes you say, "What the fuck?"

OMG, I just had some tasty ass WTF sauce!

by Andrew93093 December 27, 2006

WTF weekend

A weekend that includes 2 or more sleepovers, such as Friday-Saturday and Saturday-Sunday. Basically, one does not go home after a sleepover, but stays as a guest at another's house for the night, or goes to a third party's house. It's rather strange and crazier things happen than the normal 2-day events, thusly deserving the "wtf."

It could even take place on days that aren't part of the weekend (Monday-Thursday)

-So you guys will just come to my house and leave Saturday?
-Yep! We can try to make those banana-peppermint pancakes!
-I can't wait for this WTF weekend!

by Melo Melo June 11, 2007

WTF Alarm

Something you pull, mentally, when you realize that something that is happening to you, to a friend or some random person is totally crazy

Dude 1: Hey man. You hear about that guy who wanted to date a 18 year old?
Dude 2: No. What about him?
Dude 1: Man is 80 fucking years old.
Dude 2: Damn. Time to pull the WTF alarm on that.

by Randomtwit January 9, 2011

wtf mate?

what the fuck mate?

1: don't be pushin me around like that, ya tosser.
2: wtf mate? i'm not pushin shit.

by International Bad Boy September 7, 2004

wtf/e

A variation of w/e (whatever), meaning "what-the fuck-ever"

<Person> Do you like cheese?
<Person2> w/e
<Person3> Dammit, TYPE WHATEVER, YOU DUMBFUCK!
<Person2> psh, wtf/e

by deej5871 July 25, 2008

WTF HAX

A saying used by burgers in Halo 2 and Halo 3 online when they clearly lack the skill level to compete with the other niggas on dat blue team

Blue team is winning. My sniper won't work, WTF HAX!

by Sp3k 9 Pwnt October 20, 2007