Wine Cap

Similar to a night cap but with wine, usually moms or women. The wine helps them relax and unwind from their chaotic day, and prevents them from going full psycho bitch on their spouse or man friend because of a build up of resentment.

Neighbor Friend 1: Hey Jess want to have a wine cap on the porch?
Neighbor Friend 2: Yeah, Ill be down in a minute, I'm gonna need a bottle cap after the day i've had, i almost lost my shit on him.

Neighbor Friend 1: Oh, know what did he say/do?

by KJASK October 31, 2014

wine tit

A person who cry's over everything saying they're still attached to their mothers tit

Stop being such a wine tit

by Wine tit February 07, 2019

Wine n Rant

This term is used when something is really not coture, and you would like to rant about it.

Wow, this toxic relationship really got me under, I would like to have a wine n rant

by NaviWinter December 24, 2019

natural sparkling wine

Natural sparkling wine is the english word for Natursekt. It's not about real sparkling wine. It's about piss.

He is a natural sparkling wine enthusiast. He would love to taste the natural sparkling wine of attractive young women. Are you kinky enough?

by unkinkyjonas October 21, 2023

brandy wine

drop lame.

She a lame, brandy wine

by Hell gang November 16, 2020

Full Glass of Wine

Uuuuuuuh... Weird. I mean... It's trying, right? Isn't it interesting that it looks like it's trying to LIFT the wine up to the top of the glass?

Hym "Huh.... Could be a... Prompt thing... Could be a data set issue... It could be the word 'FULL' itself (as it could be considered nebulous)... It is fascinating that you can actively see it effort to do the prompt.... Ok. Have it draw several wine glasses at the same time all with the markings of a measuring cup... And then have is fill the cup to the level of the difference markings up to the top... And the have it equate the one at it's fullest with the word 'full,' like, permanently.... Or... Is it trying to use the same glass of wine? Is it trying to fill the same half full cup... With the wine that is currently in the cup? Could be a prompt thing. Did you try to tell it to add more wine? It's weird though... A full glass of wine...."

by Hym Iam February 22, 2025

wine window

The open space of time when drinking wine where you feel really good and flirty for having sexy time... then the wine window closes, and you only feel like sleeping

I felt awesome, so buzzed and horny! The wine window was definitely open! But he was playing xbox for too long, so it closed.

by spymax November 27, 2010