The Wine Chair

The chair in your house that you're allowed to drink and fall asleep (pass out) in. It's not meant to be decorative and is typically old, worn, and stained with previous food, beer, wine spills, etc. Its purpose is to serve as an adult highchair for those who may enjoy having a few cocktails and falling asleep during their favorite ball games or movies.

"I passed out and spilled an entire glass of red wine on myself last night. Good thing I was in the wine chair, or my wife would have killed me."

by Nacho Burris December 3, 2023

Wine n Rant

This term is used when something is really not coture, and you would like to rant about it.

Wow, this toxic relationship really got me under, I would like to have a wine n rant

by NaviWinter December 24, 2019

Wine Seller

When your teammate is selling or choking the game away, especially used in 2k24 Rec.

“You’re wine selling, your shooting 1/19”

“Buddys a wine seller”

by Anthony Bolanos April 4, 2024

Wine pussy

A bitter bitch, that of a real dry wine.

Mike can't take a joke, he's being a real wine pussy.

by vrcoon January 19, 2023

Owen wine

Owen wine is one of the coolest guys and he has a big dong

I heard owen wine has a huge dong

by 12222333343455yumyumsauce October 27, 2019

Wine and Clit

An older Posh Person.
Or someone who tries to be posh.
Who drinks a lot of wine (usually red) or Gin and Tonic.

(For example a Tattler reader who's son is called Tarquin. )

The Wine and Clit couple turned up.

All they talked about was their french poetry book club.

by DownTwisted August 30, 2016

Appalachian Wine Cellar

Hiding open bottles of moonshine and other liquor in random spots around your house.

Daryl bought a house with an Appalachian Wine Cellar. So far he’s found a broken bottle of Old No. 7 in the tub, Fireball in the attic, and some mystery moonshine in the crawlspace.

by SurelyYouCantBeSerious August 21, 2024