turtle-eenie-weenie

An extravagant method of describing something so cute and minute that it forces the exclaimer to explain it in absolute nonsensical reptilian terms.

oh my goodness this babies toes are so turtle-eenie-weenies

by vapegodalbert April 22, 2022

Houdini weenie

Someone who cant keep theyre silly willy in there pantsy wantsy, and it always finds a way out like Houdini.

Jerome is such a Houdini weenie, 3 girls in one night. He really can't stop it from escaping.

by MOMO THE WIZARD April 28, 2022

5 Weenies

A derogatory term used by psychotic 5 year olds to describe a certain burnt noodle with an insecurity of being called Colgate toothpaste and Lady Gaga.

This certain crispy noodle is quite serene, and was manufactured from a flaming ball of shit and an innocent ice cube. this unfortunate pairing took multiple tries for the perfect "Half and Half", and the ice cube eventually went berserk and tried to Eraser Head the shit out of this poor little noodle.

Shoto Todoroki. the man, the myth, the fictional character you simp for.

Person #1: "oh hey it's Thursday I thought it was Monday oops."

Weeb #1: *whispers* "IcyThottt"

Person #1: "wait huh?"

Weeb #1: " ah! it's IcyThot on Thursdays!!"

Person #1: "I no comprendo."

Weeb #1: "baka baka baka baka baka baka baka! NANI?? ara ara~ oi, Oi, OI!!!" *RrRrUuFfFfF* *BaRk* *bARk* *GrrRRrRrRRrRrRrr* *ArOoOoOOooO~*

Person #1: "what are you? a fuckin' weenie dog? or just a furry? I still don't understand"

Weeb #1: "exactly. I made 5 dog noises. what do you call a quintuple of Weiner dogs??

Person #1: "uhh ummm 5 Weenies I guess?"

Weeb #1: " you are my god I bow down to you now"

Person #1: " where was this conversation going?"

by Pomeranian_explosion_murder May 12, 2022

Weenie

Weenie is amazing, because, Weenie

I sure love Weenie

by Not a suspicious individual January 17, 2022

weenie wile

Standing up wiggling your weenie side to side slapping it on your thighs with both arms up like a letter 'T'

Considered a dance but with underwears down it's a manly wiggle in a party in the early nineties weenie wilen was tight

by Sckitts January 18, 2022

Weenie Womp

A person who is lame, a weenie, flake, chicken head, or characterized as a limp dick.

Dan is being a weenie womp because he wants to stay home tonight.

by JayMontana2022 May 26, 2022

Peenie Weenie

Peenie Weenie is something Thor also know as Quinton carry’s between his legs. It attempts to grow but through the leaps and bounds it is unable to .

Is that Peenie Weenie boy again .. Yes better get the Viagra hunnie .

by Little bastard 911 April 4, 2022