He had a cranky case of severe schlong itch so he remembered he'd better be wax your straddle to get relief
by Baby L~ 1979 June 17, 2021
Get the wax your straddlemug. by MgRonalds March 14, 2015
Get the Squirrel Waxmug. by Greenman2000 June 18, 2018
Get the fudge waxmug. This is where a guy drips hot candle wax on the head of his cock(hot at 1st but should cool fast) so that it resembles a dairy queen dip cone. Then guy enjoys a good wank.the sponge may crack the wax cap or not either way it should feel good!
by 4realazitgits April 13, 2021
Get the Jack n waxmug. Often a reference that between highly sophisticated homicidal artists. It is a decoy term used to reference that a very beautiful woman has not yet been turned into wax. This is usually for purposes of Satanic talisman or other black magic purposes such as human juju doll.
Typically the process is having the soul of the beauty entrapped into scenarios that are psychologically or emotionally distressing. The distress is usually of origin due to hexing or cursing. The emotional and psychological symptoms are often psychotic. Although medication can treat the psychosis often times the victim may experience even worse grandiose or painful delusions.
The best course of treatment is to speak with an experienced psychic in angel work, an ordained or professional exorcist, or alchemist.
Typically the process is having the soul of the beauty entrapped into scenarios that are psychologically or emotionally distressing. The distress is usually of origin due to hexing or cursing. The emotional and psychological symptoms are often psychotic. Although medication can treat the psychosis often times the victim may experience even worse grandiose or painful delusions.
The best course of treatment is to speak with an experienced psychic in angel work, an ordained or professional exorcist, or alchemist.
Example:
Nelly: I don’t understand Josie’s erratic behavior lately. She seems to think everyone is against her.
Ulysses: Meghan and I took her to a spiritual reader in New Orleans but maybe it made things worse. The spiritual reader said something about a woman who keep unholy Saints imprisoned in her storage unit.
Nelly: Is that woman even a spiritual reader or a true crime podcast fanatic?
Ulysses: I’m not sure but she told her to call her local police department to say she might be “without wax”.
Nelly: You mean to tell me that the spiritual reader told Josie that she was marked for unaliving?
Nelly: I don’t understand Josie’s erratic behavior lately. She seems to think everyone is against her.
Ulysses: Meghan and I took her to a spiritual reader in New Orleans but maybe it made things worse. The spiritual reader said something about a woman who keep unholy Saints imprisoned in her storage unit.
Nelly: Is that woman even a spiritual reader or a true crime podcast fanatic?
Ulysses: I’m not sure but she told her to call her local police department to say she might be “without wax”.
Nelly: You mean to tell me that the spiritual reader told Josie that she was marked for unaliving?
by Mystic Illumination 21 May 3, 2024
Get the Without Waxmug. by legsmalone May 25, 2010
Get the Waxing the ferretmug. a product from Wax-Eye and artist Joe Simko that combines his excellent artwork with a horror theme for cereal brands
by SPrice1980 April 24, 2022
Get the Wax Eye Cereal Killersmug.