urban gurgle

A term referencing modern day mumble rappers who may as well be gurgling their ineptitude instead of trying to rap.

The fuck did he say? I can’t understand his urban gurgle

by Urban Gurgle May 16, 2019

Urban toff

Much like the urban fox. This creature can be seen slumming it across London, speaking as though they hadn't spent a night at that £10,000 a term boarding school, re-appropriating working class and afro-carribbean culture before returning to the flat mummy and daddy bought for them in a working class cleansing new build.

That boy's an urban toff

by Mappz February 4, 2018

Urban Tumbleweed

A plastic grocery bag blowing around the street.

When driving into the city, I saw an urban tumbleweed blow across the road.

by Polkadude February 6, 2013

urban white

Not hood white but not country club suburbs white. Just white enough to wear speerys but can also wear Jordan's and Bape. Most likely an asshole

That fucker ain't hood he just urban white

by Bobi the hood white November 19, 2016

Urban Dictionary

A definition website that used to be serious but is now a bunch of third graders looking up sex.

I can’t believe Urban Dictionary was meant to be serious

by AdventurousPineapple July 28, 2020

The Urban Wait

The 6-12 month long waiting period to get your Urban Dictionary definition published.

Common side effects include becoming impatient, having anxiety attacks, and just forgetting about it until you get an email six months later saying they have approved of it.

Bob: Hey, did you get your definition published on Urban Dictionary yet?
Jim: Nope, I gotta go through the Urban Wait.

(six months later)

Bob: Hey, did you get your definition published on Urban Dictionary yet?
Jim: Nope, still going through the Urban Wait. I JUST WANT THE DAMN THING PUBLISHED!

(1 year later)

Bob: Hey, did you get your definition published on Urban Dictionary yet?
Jim: What definition?

by urbanwaiting November 23, 2011

Urban Dictionary

Website in which people who place definitions are required to be waited on for approval.

Person 1: Do you have an Urban Dictionary account?
Person 2: No.
Person 1: Why?
Person 2: Why waste my time writing meaningless definitions, only to be waited on by some random people who are biased, who believe that contributing to this ludicrously inappropriate website requires some sort of approval?

Person 1: Well.

by Aridity July 12, 2017