Urban Dictionary

A definition website that used to be serious but is now a bunch of third graders looking up sex.
I can’t believe Urban Dictionary was meant to be serious
by AdventurousPineapple July 28, 2020
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Urban Graveyard

When you realize that almost half of the definitions on this page are written by people for 2 decades without logging in or even more in the time period in which you are reading this definition.
"UD user douchybag defines Urban Graveyard"

"Disappears as the decades go on"

"Well, it seems that now it is part of the history of the Urban Graveyard"
by douchybag January 14, 2023
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Urban Blacksmith

A person who uses his or her own hands to warp reality into whatever the situation calls for. Whether it's tools for making pizza cones, or artistic expression through beer cans, the urban blacksmith always comes through, creating just what you need.
Person: Wow, I have no idea how we're going to make pizza cones.

Urban Blacksmith: *Crushes aluminum in hand, and opens hands to reveal the perfect tool for making pizza cones* Why not try this?
by DavidSights March 21, 2012
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Urban Chicken

A fowl brought up in the streets of an urban region of the United States, usually associated with a gang of other urban chickens. Caution: These foul can be extremely deadly if approached or attempted to be eaten. If you are attached or marked then you will become "tagged" as one of them forever. Beware!
George: I was walkin' home last night from the train station and came up on a gang of Urban Chickens! I tried to dodge them, but they already saw me and chased me down and pecked their gang sign into my forehead.

Steve: Wow George, I can see the mark on your forehead, it looks like it says UCFL.

George: Yeah, they said it means Urban Chicken For Life and that I am not one of them.
by G Daddy 2008 March 17, 2009
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The Urban Wait

The 6-12 month long waiting period to get your Urban Dictionary definition published.

Common side effects include becoming impatient, having anxiety attacks, and just forgetting about it until you get an email six months later saying they have approved of it.
Bob: Hey, did you get your definition published on Urban Dictionary yet?
Jim: Nope, I gotta go through the Urban Wait.

(six months later)

Bob: Hey, did you get your definition published on Urban Dictionary yet?
Jim: Nope, still going through the Urban Wait. I JUST WANT THE DAMN THING PUBLISHED!

(1 year later)

Bob: Hey, did you get your definition published on Urban Dictionary yet?
Jim: What definition?
by urbanwaiting November 23, 2011
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Urban Surfer

Someone who surfs Urban Dictionary to filch terms they were not aware of to impress prospective dates and aquaintances.
I know a nerd who is an Urban Surfer just so he can try to pick up some chicks.
by truck drivin jim March 29, 2009
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Urban Zombie

An urban zombie is a person who works for at least 16 hours a day, usually from Monday to Saturday, without any overtime pay. He/she is from the Big 4 (EY, PwC, Deloitte, KPMG). Just like a real zombie, the urban zombie multiplies by eating the brains, spirit, willpower and a passion of fresh graduates, luring them with words like 'work-life balance' and invisible bonus packages.

The only way to cure an urban zombie is called the RL vaccine (short for resignation letter vaccine). However, one cannot simply give the vaccine to an urban zombie, because an urban zombie's heart and mind is full of empty promises and tight deadlines.
A: Hey, have you seen C recently? He looks weird and tired.
B: Ah yes, he's been working for PwC for three months, now.
A: Oh, he has turned into an urban zombie.
B: Yeah and it sucks, man.
by rjxtoday March 06, 2014
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