University of Pittsburgh

The place where people who are intelligent, beautiful, worldly go to meet each other and marry.

(94% of Pitt students meet their spouce here)


Established prior to PennState. Far more reputable.

Jane went to the University of Pittsburgh to meet Dick. They lived happily ever after.

by prancer May 13, 2005

University lecturers

A special type of teacher that makes you feel uniquely unintelligent. Even after you've supposedly become an adult and know everything like your parents do.

Tom- 'you alright Ed you look down?'

Ed-'yeah mate just dealing with my University lecturers.'

by Towntrain January 16, 2017

Unitessal

Adjective describing someone or something, generally an action, which is godlike.

Whilst on the top of mount Albert in Canada, James shat on a flat stone and frisbeed it off the top of the mountain. He's an absolute unit for doing that. What he did was unitessal.

by Kolosis December 18, 2018

University of Portland

An expensive private Catholic university located in Portland, Oregon, well known for its competitive nursing program. It's kind of a waste to attend such an overly expensive school if you don't major in nursing. The University of Portland is more academic based, don't come here if you are looking to party often or watch football games. The school doesn't have a football team, but instead prides itself in soccer, especially the women's team. Famous soccer players such as U.S Women's National Soccer Team Megan Rapinoe went here.

I am a nursing student at the University of Portland.

by elliesheep June 3, 2020

phoenix university

An online educational institute known for admitting students regardless of their prior qualifications and issuing non-credible degrees under the same premise. Also known as a degree mill or diploma factory.

"If you dont have the ability to get into a real school you can always go to Phoenix University."

"He claims to have a college degree, but he went to Phoenix which is not quite the same thing."

by samsonsnead November 30, 2013

riverside university high school

A public school located in Milwaukee, WI where all the black kids think they’re the shit and can start any typa shit wit anyone they want. Also a place where the Karen and Hmong kids think they ghetto and hard cuz they go to a ghetto ass school. And lastly a place where Mexicans are loud for no mfkin reason. Oh, and we can’t forget about the “Wiggas”(white kids who think they black) who we think might shoot up the school, so we pretend to be nice to them. RUHS is one fucked up ass place for no reason.

Shaniqua: HAEEE BITCHHHHH, YOU READY TO FIGHT THAT BITCH MARIE AT RIVERSIDE UNIVERSITY HIGH SCHOOL?

Adorianah: YES BITCHH, IAN EVEN KNO SHE GO THERE, IM GON DRAG THAT BITCH BY DA HAIR AND MAKE HA BALD HEADED EVEN MORE.

by ThottyBitchOfHoes November 9, 2019

Mirror Universe Female Shatner

A weak minded social justice warrior who still lives in a low-rent apartment, had their mommy and daddy pay for their college tuition, and has never worked for anything in their life.

Synonym(s): Anti-American, Socialist, Moron, Speedbag, Retard, Lefttard, Libtard, and Liberal Retard.

Mirror Universe Female Shatner isn't a human being. She needs to be exterminated.

by WeeW MooM March 16, 2020