Going Turbo

When a group of morons get together in a cock fest and drink endless amount of beers. People who say “I’m ready to go turbo” usually have a low IQ and don’t prioritize their own bodies.

Hey Austin are you going Turbo tonight?

Yeah man you know the bibez. This beer belly didn’t come from not going turbo haha

by Levin9595 March 25, 2021

Turbo Nonce

Used to describe someone who is so irritable that they give you the same creeps as a nonce. Their constant ability to be irritable in all situations amplifies the issue, hence the addition of turbo.

Thomas never gives in and is doing my head in. He is such a turbo nonce.

by Rl23 June 6, 2023

Turbo

the fastest snail you'll ever meet... by seeing a blur.

P1: did you hear about that snail that fell into a racecar?
P2: yeah, they call him turbo.
P3: so that's what that blur stealing all my tomatoes was
P4: same here. I'm going back to potatoes. (soviet anthem intensifies)

by yardardar April 1, 2021

Turbo-manlet

A male that is 4ft11 to 5ft4 is a turbo-manlet. As a particularly stunted member of the manlet family, the turbo-manlet eternally resides at the very bottom of the social food chain. Inflicted with catastrophic levels of manletism, the turbo-manlet harbors what can (ironically) only be described as a colossal hatred for women and society but mostly for himself. Utterly insignificant, deeply insecure, inherently effeminate and unquestionably pathetic, the turbo-manlet represents the quintessence of manletism.

I think I just stepped on a turbo-manlet. Is there any manlet residue stuck to the sole of my shoe?

by ManletDepreciator July 28, 2024

Turbos

When try hard gamblers think turbo spins increases the chances of landing a feature

Couple turbos for the feature villain

by Neffnz November 22, 2021

Turbo Mode

A mode in the Opera browser which is supposed to help the browser work better on slower internet connections. Strangely it accesses blocked websites when active so you can get on thepiratebay... if that's what you want.

Firefox: I am the most efficient web browser!
Chrome: No you're not, I am.
Firefox: Then why do you use so much memory then?
Chrome: Because I run faster than you.

Opera: Hey I can get on blocked websites!

Firefox: No you can't
Opera: Just watch

10 seconds later

Opera: See? My turbo mode allows me to access websites which are blocked.

Firefox and Chrome: SHIT! I CAN'T GET ON PIRATEBAY, STUPID ISP BLOCKING!

by Cazaam October 22, 2014

Turbo Detonation

The act of blowing up in anger, normally on the internet, when arguing with experts.

That kid totally had turbo detonation after arguing with Dan Z.

by anonymous69696 April 24, 2015