turd that won't flush 

An annoying person who keeps popping up everywhere. Just when you think this person has dropped of the face of the earth, they show up. Similar when flushing a toilet, you walk away and notice the turd hasn't gone down all the way, requiring you to walk back, wait for the water to refill and reflush...

Man, that Mario Lopez from Saved By The Bell is a turd that won't flush. Just when I think his career is over, he jumps back into a made for tv movie.

turd that won't flush by earn7 December 9, 2008

turd burglar

Any man who enjoys anal intercourse. (Especially a "top".)

Feces attached to the head of one's penis.

turd burglar by Mark Ries May 17, 2005

turd sandwich 

A situation in which the alternative is only slightly worse than eating a turd sandwich.

Man, I would rather eat a turd sandwich than vote for GW b for president.

turd sandwich by Kenny bo August 27, 2006

Turd Chunk 

1. A derrogatory term with refrence to Turds.
2. Something that was/is not crappy, but not good either.
3. A smaller portion of a Turd

See also Turd

1: Hey! You're a Turd Chunk!
2: That movie was such a Turd Chunk!
3: I took a dump yesterday, but it was only a little Turd Chunk.

Turd Chunk by Rob Armsrong November 5, 2004

turd tale 

A very memorable shit; One that you can tell your friends about.

"I got a turd tale for you guys: this shit for so hard, I had to hold the side of the toilet and lift my legs in the air.

turd tale by David P. <myspace.com/xbuddhistxfistx> March 20, 2008

Turd Toter 

Someone that deliberately puts off taking a dump until their stomach hurts so bad and they start dotting their drawers!

That turd toter has to take a dump, but is putting it off as long as he/she can to see if they can set a record for the worlds longest turd.

Turd Toter by Quaigmire September 11, 2009

Turd Urchin 

A person that has a serious issue with their own cranial rectal inversion. ( head up ass) aka; Asshole, village idiot.

"That guy is such a turd urchin for cheating on his wife"

Turd Urchin by Rouxlette February 8, 2010