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crusty towel

aarons towel that he uses
DAILY (Cleanup), Cheesy like brie
aaron finished up on his crusty towel
by Ethan Bloxham December 7, 2021
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Towel spit

by Dr shart March 8, 2022
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Toweles

I am Toweles
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alabama damp towel

When you fuck your dead mother’s corpse while a rooster watches. The act is complete when the rooster crows.
The way Clyde the rooster looked at me while I was performing an Alabama damp towel on my dead mom in that barn made me feel ashamed. But the way he crowed after I ejaculated made me feel proud. Now I just need to figure out where to bury her body.
by Constance Lingus February 13, 2022
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Little Towels

Another name used for Pancakes by Dad the Greatest YouTuber in The Universes in the popular web series Dad Feels. Dad being an alien from out of space is unaware of the human term for Pancakes until informed by Daughter.
"I can't wait to go to Restaurant and have some little towels with food sauce on top"
by Biagio X January 4, 2021
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Little Towels

Another name used for Pancakes by Dad the Greatest YouTuber in The Universes in the popular web series Dad Feels. Dad being an alien from out of space is unaware of the human term for Pancakes until informed by Daughter.
"I can't wait to go to Restaurant and have some little towels with food sauce on top"
by Biagio X January 4, 2021
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Lisa left the paper towel

When a hard working individual distracts another hard working individual with a mofo paper towel...
"Lisa left the paper towel!"

Information was written, but they couldn't write their information fast enough because Lisa left the g-d d-mn paper towel!
by Handy ManWell February 5, 2021
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