Afghani Paper Towels

Military Term.

After washing your hands, you proceed to wipe your hands on your pants in lieu of no paper towels readily available.

See also: Iraqi Paper Towels

Jim: I'm so glad my hands are clean, but I don't have anything to dry them with.

Terry: Bro, Afghani Paper Towels. Duh.

by PUN1SHER1991 October 20, 2022

towel movement

A towel movement is an especially messy and/or large bowel movement that requires a towel or towels to wipe and clean up.

Wow Tim, that was a serious towel movement you just had in the bathroom, now I have to do laundry today.

by herbsta420 October 18, 2018

Paper Towel Math

Something that doesn’t make sense. I.e how the paper towel Companies are always trying sell you less rolls but tell You it’s more rolls. For instance Bounty 6 pack but the package says it’s really 12rolls.

Lance said he was going to send me a screenshot of his cracked screen…clearly he is doing Paper Towel Math because you can’t screenshot the crack on your screen 🤦🏾 ♀️

by Kdj28 February 15, 2022

Towel

A person who is such a sweat that they excel in every game they play in, no matter if it’s competitive or not.

That guy is such a towel, he he made a wither farm and then 1v5’d us and won.

by sillofrocks February 15, 2021

Damp Towels

Towels that were made damp by any means (ejaculation, drying your hair, whichevers best for you)

1) JOHNATHON WHY ARE THERE DAMP TOWELS IN THE BATHROOM???

UH I DON'T KNOW MOM MAYBE I EJACULATED ON THEM

2) i made some damp towels last night after drying my hair

by SuperSexyNan101 May 17, 2019

sweeped my towel

To pull someone's towel town and fill their ass with cream

Charlie sweeped my towel and now my ass hurts.

by Penissucker91 June 15, 2022

handmaid's towel

When you leave a giant wet spot on the bed, but you just want to go to sleep you can use a handmaid's towel to soak up the mess. Alternatively, you can put down the handmaid's towel before you fuck to keep your filthy cum off the sheets.

Honey, you blew the stew all over my side of the bed. Can you grab me a handmaid's towel while you are in the bathroom?

by arlingo October 27, 2017