Show Towel

(Noun) A versatile accessory taken to events such as concerts and festivals. It serves multiple purposes, including wiping away sweat during energetic performances and marking personal space on crowded grounds, similar to a blanket. Show towels are practical for attendees who want to stay comfortable while enjoying their favorite artists.

At a Phish concert, Davey frequently pulls out his show towel to wipe away the sweat from his body while dancing with abandon, fully immersed in the vibrant atmosphere.

by SummerD July 12, 2025

Piss towel

when you piss but are all out of toilet paper so you shamefully grab the nearest towel

Cleetus got roaches because he wouldn't stop using the piss towel without washing it.

by bleachcupcakezz October 9, 2025

Woody Towel

A woody towel is the bar rag male bartenders tuck in the front of the britches supposedly for wiping off their hands. In reality it is to cover their "wood" as in "I would love to..." when face to face with a hottie or face to flesh with a pair of mounds more than a mouthful. It conveniently covers the bulge, re-adjustment, as well as subtle massage in an inconspicious manner under the guise of wiping one's hands.

With the nipples pressing to escape the fabric in front of the bartender's eyes, the bar rag in the back pocket was subtley switched to the front, thus becoming a woody towel.

by BigRedBeast May 13, 2011

Dry Towel

For when you have run out of weed and you cant get any.

Hey bro, you got any weed?
Nah, im a dry towel.

by Nineinchnails90 December 1, 2011

A Towel that Washed

When a young person challenges an older person to a towel-snapping contest...and they lose.

Tommy thought he could beat his dad in a towel-snapping contest. The bruise on Tommy's leg shows he is A TOWEL THAT WASHED.

by Miagi BrainNog September 29, 2025

duleys towel

A negative term used when calling someone a name to bring them down. A duleys towel can also be referenced as a "sperm rag" and is considered one of the most foul names to be called.

bad friend- "i totally ate the last hot pocket man, looks like youre going to have to buy more"

normal friend- "STFU you duleys towel and buy everyone more hot pockets.........bitch."

by FALAMABAM July 13, 2011

Towel Cereal

(ˈtou(ə)l/ ˈsirēəl) :
The act of eating cereal while in a towel

“He likes to eat towel cereal before gaining the motivation to get clothes”

by LiterallyQueenB May 8, 2018