"Lisa left the paper towel!"
Information was written, but they couldn't write their information fast enough because Lisa left the g-d d-mn paper towel!
Information was written, but they couldn't write their information fast enough because Lisa left the g-d d-mn paper towel!
by Handy ManWell February 6, 2021
by Ladybuggirl170000000 January 2, 2023
When you scratch your balls on a towel after you get out of the shower, and forget which side of the towel you scratched your balls with. Now you have to towel-dry your hair and take your chances.
Time to dry my hair... oh shit, I forget which side of the towel I used to scratch my balls. I guess it’s time to take the towel’s gambit.
by rockinturtle December 29, 2020
Full of themselves and their body suffers from it, always want it their way even if it makes no sense. Usually big jerks. (usually the type of people you see at a trampoline park)
by Kingdom Miracle November 30, 2020
by Big rod101 February 22, 2021
When a sexual act is completed and the bottom is waiting for a towel to clean up the cum on their body
"Can you hurry up? I'm tired of towel waiting already."
I was towel waiting last night for over ten minutes because he wanted to wash his penis first.
I was towel waiting last night for over ten minutes because he wanted to wash his penis first.
by Myfunwordsusedalot July 5, 2021
Hey, Matty, let's grab a drink!
Nah, I'm going to the men's washroom to hand out cologne and hand towels.
Nah, I'm going to the men's washroom to hand out cologne and hand towels.
by colonsandhandjobs November 29, 2019