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Toobing

To be part of a 32 member media conference on zoom and masturbate while forgetting you are still streaming.
Dude, I was in a job interview, it was boring so I opened my special incognito window. I didn't realise, but I was toobing on full screen the whole time and I won't describe which video I was watching.
by TheOtherScientist June 10, 2023
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Toobigtoshit

The turd that’s too big to shit. It makes you sit there for hours just to get a tiny pinch of your monstrously large loaf
“Dude you’ve been there for an hour, you feelin ok?”
“Yea dude I’m fine it’s just I got turf that’s toobigtoshit, and no matter how hard I push, it’s toobigtoshit
by Shitnpiss June 16, 2023
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TOOBIN

Karen and her friends were toobin on a Friday night
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Toobin'

verb:

The act or practice of masturbating in public view, especially when inadvertent.

adjective:
A descriptor for one who is likely to be caught masturbating in public, or who is known for doing so.

Note: Not to be used as a present participle. "Toobing," therefore, is incorrect. Toobin' is the complete word. One is Toobin', or he (or she!) can be a Toobin', if used as an adjective.

Origins: Used in reference to Jeffrey Toobin, a prominent legal commentator who was caught inadvertently masturbating on a video conference call with his colleagues.
verb: "Ah man, did Marco get caught Toobin' again? That's the fourth time this year!"
adj.: "Do you know Sandy, from accounting? She's a real Toobin', which I find awesome but HR apparently doesn't approve."
by JustToobin'Around May 29, 2024
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full toobin

Did you see Jeff go full toobin on that zoom call today?
by nope_mcnopeynope October 19, 2020
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full toobin

Masturbating on a video call in full view of coworkers, like Jeffery Toobin does.
Did you see Jeff go full toobin on the zoom call today?
by nope_mcnopeynope October 19, 2020
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The Toobin

When sitting on zoom calls becomes a drag, so you decide to take your dick out have a pull to help take the edge off and pass some time. The Toobin finishes the business and realises he forgot to mute the video, and sees his work colleagues staring in awe - only to leak the episode to the national press.
Hells teeth, did you see the look on Jeffery’s face when he realised we all saw his stand up wank on zoom this afternoon! That’s the best example of The Toobin I’ve ever seen! I heard he’s changing his name to Jeffrey Toobin.
by Fingerpie4all October 20, 2020
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