tongue deaf

Completely lacking in the ability to taste. Might as well have put cigarettes out on their tongue.

"Holy shit did you see Alice putting ketchup on that 100 day dry aged Wagyu Ribeye?!"
"Yeah, she ordered it well done- she's completely tongue deaf, got a palate like a racoon!"

by Shroot August 10, 2021

tongue laxative

alcohol

Damn Johnny been hittin them tongue laxatives hard tonight, hes talking shit to all the bitches

by bigun55654 December 14, 2012

Drinker's Tongue

A permanent feeling of thirst found after bouts of heavy and repetitive drinking.

Dan suffered from a heavy case of Drinker's Tongue after going out 5 nights in a row over spring break.

by KoolMint November 2, 2011

Tongue Braille

When you discover a field of genitalia warts on someone.

I was going down on this chick and next thing you know , it was like I was reading Tongue Braille.

by Puln2bs July 16, 2017

Tongue hump

Performing oral sex on female...

Aye girl, you tryin to let me tongue hump tonight?

by luffin February 24, 2019

Tongue Thrust

Tongue thrusting is when two partners stab their tongues together in an aggressive fashion hopefully resulting in injury. In most cases, the following day after Tongue Thrusting, many people will start dating or get married.

Me and my pal Tony Tongue Thrusted so hard last night!

by Bath Water January 13, 2019

Tongue-o

The act of inserting the tongue into the birth canal or urethra of any bodily oraface.

Ron-“I don’t know what to get her for valitines day”

Richard-“just chuck her a tongue-o”

by Lettucekisses June 20, 2018