tongue deaf

Completely lacking in the ability to taste. Might as well have put cigarettes out on their tongue.

"Holy shit did you see Alice putting ketchup on that 100 day dry aged Wagyu Ribeye?!"
"Yeah, she ordered it well done- she's completely tongue deaf, got a palate like a racoon!"

by Shroot August 10, 2021

tongue laxative

alcohol

Damn Johnny been hittin them tongue laxatives hard tonight, hes talking shit to all the bitches

by bigun55654 December 14, 2012

Drinker's Tongue

A permanent feeling of thirst found after bouts of heavy and repetitive drinking.

Dan suffered from a heavy case of Drinker's Tongue after going out 5 nights in a row over spring break.

by KoolMint November 2, 2011

Tongue kiss

when making out with someone the action of the one tongue interacting with the other persons while they rub and lick against each other.

We were making out and she wanted to switch it up so we started tongue kissing. Felt odd.

by the meat dominates🥩 June 14, 2023

Tongue Gun

Going down on someone aggressively, but in a good way.

Beth asked Kristin if she could come over her house to give her a proper tongue gun. Kristin enthusiastically and emphatically agreed to the sexual encounter.

by Cimicus June 20, 2023

Tongue puncher

Tongue punching the act of licking an elderly woman’s asshole after a date at tacobell

That baby grandma looks like she needs a tongue puncher in her purse

by Furryfrickerfred February 13, 2023

Tongue Braille

When you discover a field of genitalia warts on someone.

I was going down on this chick and next thing you know , it was like I was reading Tongue Braille.

by Puln2bs July 16, 2017