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flying toaster

A phrase used by online multiples. Mocks the erroneous popular concept that people with multiple personalities have amazing psychic powers and fritz out electronic equipment a lot.
Cherryblossom House had a power outage last night. I bet their husband thinks they did it with their flying toaster powers.
by Jay Young November 15, 2004
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Taiwanese toaster

Where a guy shits in a girl's eyes and then rubs it to make slanted eyes.
That girl is still rubbing the shit out of her eyes from the Taiwanese toaster.
by Queerbitchniggerfuck August 6, 2009
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Monkey Toaster

a hairy male that is very hot as in heat so don't get the wrong idea you big perv.
My boyfriend is a monkey toaster he kept me warm all night long.
by penis love96 June 20, 2011
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Brazilian Toaster

When sexual intercourse occurs in a stand up tanning bed.
Bonus points: Coitus in laying down tanning beds (yes while closed). EXTRA BONUS POINTS: Contracting AIDs from the sorry excuse of a human who is tanning with you.
Those oompa-lumpas from Jersey Shore were the originators of the BRAZILIAN TOASTER.
by slutface1 October 23, 2012
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sloppy toaster

When a man engages in anal sex with a woman who has not cleaned there nether area before hand.Which then continues to insert the penis into the vagina without cleaning it.
Person 1:Dude did you hear about John's sloppy toaster with alexa
Person 2:Yeah I did dude,and its totally gross.
by Cowboy On the Road December 21, 2013
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shit toaster

A receptacle in which to place your fuck waffle, promptly before fucking fucking off.
How about you put your fuck waffle in your shit toaster, and fuck off.
by Donut_mro July 12, 2015
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Nebraskan Toaster Strudel

The act of several men performing bukkake on a female until she resembles a toaster strudel.
Me and the boys pulled the good' ol Nebraskan Toaster Strudel on Mary jane last night.
by SenorNoodles June 19, 2016
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