brown five

When you shit for five whole minutes without stopping

"I just took a number two"
"Oh really, well I took a fucking brown five"
"Shit"

by bigminiman12 April 25, 2016

Brown grandma

A brown grandma is an elderly woman that sharted her pants.

"Man she's a brown grandma!" Said john.

by luqerbqli January 22, 2018

Super Brown

When someone has the shits so bad they can shit into in the bathtub from the bedroom.

Man, I think I have superpowers. I did a super brown last night and didn’t spill a drop!

by DrDez December 23, 2020

Rowdy Brown

During cowgirl intercourse, the girl shits on your dick with a cowboy hat on.

Yooo, did u and this girl do the Rowdy Brown? There is shit all in the sheets! Look at your balls!!

by Chris111221 June 21, 2021

brown lining

The opposite of silver lining. When good (or bad) news includes worse, additional information.

Boss: Well, Jimmy, you got the internship!

Jimmy: Dope.

Boss: ...the brown lining is its unpaid.

Jimmy: Rats.

by BobbyStompy February 26, 2011

Brown Lollipop

Blowing my boyfriend so hard he shits

Heather loves giving her boyfriend David a brown lollipop.

Heather: I can't wait to go home and give David a brown lollipop
Willow: How many licks does it take to get to the center of David's brown lollipop?
Heather: *in tootsie pop owl voice*

One....Two....Three..*makes fart noises with mouth*
Willow: Daaaaaaaaamm girl!! Just remembered, a courtesy flush is a must!!

by Pussy Willow May 11, 2023

Brown Dream

Brown poop Old Dog

When a person shits their pants while sleeping.

Example 1

Daemin: whats that smell?
Pat: its haley she shit her pants.
Haley: Pat shut the fuck up i do'nt shit my pants!

Pat: well ya did last night.

Pat: Haley had a Brown dream guys

by SubZero187 December 30, 2018