porcelain time

The time spent in a restroom using the toilet.

"Where's Bob?"

"He's been in the bathroom for the last twenty minutes."

"Whoa, that's a lot of porcelain time!"

by josjr December 28, 2009

Dude Time

An awesome cologne used by dudes to attract other dudes to hang out with them, thus 'dude time'. This time is an experience of dude bonding where the dudes can get closer and build life long friendships. This cologne specifically attracts dude unicorns and is most likely used by blue jays, commonly named Mordecai.

Oh no. Tell me you did NOT use DUDE TIME to attract the ladies.

by ohyaadudetimeya January 25, 2011

Only time will tell

A phrase referencing the fact that future events are unknown and that the outcome of a desired situation cannot be ascertained at the time until said future events unfold.

Jim: I went on a date with Becky last night. I think it went pretty well. I wonder if she's the one?
Greg: Who knows man. Only time will tell.

by NumberOneBucsFan February 28, 2011

stoppage time

Additional time added to the end of a soccer (football) game. Since soccer has a constantly running clock that stops for nothing, alot of "playing time" is wasted away for any these reasons: injuries, a goal scored and the celebration that follows, arguing with officials, substitutuons, red and yellow cards, and taking forever on throw-ins, free kicks, corner kicks and goal kicks. (as well as a few other posibilities)

This added time ia supposed to make up for some of that wasted time.

Stoppage time can be anywhere from 1 minute to 5 minutes long, but is not exact. It always just seems like the referee can stop the game randomy, and know one but him knows when the game will be final.

Person 1: I wish that soccer had a clock that actually stops when a problem arrises or nothing is going on.
Person 2: Yeah, that whole stoppage time thing doesn't make a lot of sense.

by osu fan August 10, 2006

tummy time

1.verb; Following ejaculating onto the abdomen of another; the attempt by the recipient to remove said ejaculate by rubbing their abdomen. tummy refers the the region that is being cleaned, and time is the amount of time this futile attempt at cleaning occupies.

2. verb; A popular dance in urban-suburban dance clubs. A woman holds her hips, gyrates, while lowering herself down vertically. upon reaching roughly the level of their knees, the hands reposition onto the stomach and rub in circular motion with both hands. gyration slows at this point, and as the rubbing starts the dancer raises from their lowered position until they stand erect. once erect the dancers hands are rubbed on their dance partner and the cycle is repeated

1.
a. All was going fine untill i gave her tummy time.

b. I gave her a tummy time out

2.
a. up in a club, gave herself a rub, we dont need no bub, tummy time, she just need some love

b. tummy time, make me feelin fine, wanna blow my mind, right above your line

by rockdock November 26, 2010

Fat kid snack time

the time in which a portion of food and/or drink or a light treat, esp. one eaten between regular meals takes place. Fat kid snacks include but are not limited to pop-tarts, cinnamon toast crunch and cheese-its. May be used by fat and skinny people alike.

I'm about to eat seven bowls of count chocula, it's fat kid snack time.

by kpppp April 12, 2007

Time

People assume that time is a strict progression of cause to effect, but actually from a non-linear, non-subjective viewpiont - its more like a big ball of . . . wibbly wobbly . . . time-y wimey . . . stuff.

Time and Relative Dimension(s) in Space

You should always waste time when you don't have any. Time is not the boss of you. Rule 408.

by I_am_The_Doctor September 15, 2013