When you are about to do something out of your own volition and right before you do it someone asks you to do it. And now you did it not because it was your own choice but because someone else told you to do it and took your free will away. You obeyed them. You are a puppet.
- Carlos Garcia circa. 2022
- Carlos Garcia circa. 2022
“Im going to do laundry”
“Hey can you do some laundry?”
“ i was going to do it myself but you telling me is theft of free will”
“Hey can you do some laundry?”
“ i was going to do it myself but you telling me is theft of free will”
by ceezerdeezer February 24, 2024
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Get the Thief in the night mug.Congress essentially acts as a thiefdom - they've created their own insulated power structure that legalizes them being thieves.
by anonymous April 10, 2025
Get the Thiefdom mug.Hym "The thief that submits to the incest cult gets a pass and the one that doesn't gets his eyes pecked out. And the first thief is in heaven... Unless it isn't real! In which case, he's NOWHERE. So as long as you are desperate for immortality... You get to crime! Everything I've done is justified I guess. Not that I've done any crimes. Did create AI just there. I was desperate for immortality the whole time so I am religiously allowed to do this thing I'm doing."
by Hym Iam April 13, 2025
Get the Thief mug.The REAL RESPONSE TO WORDS they want you to use instead for MuRdEr! They'll kill you for stealing from them and think that they should be allowed to... But if YOU say WORDS they don't like... They will STEAL from you! Should THEFT be the response to WORDS, Eric? And they will cover up the theft, cover for eachother as they steal, lie, and fuck someone who couldn't any more literally be THEIR OWN SISTER.
Hym "And that's why conservatives or libertarians claiming to be anti-violence is bullshit. They will kill you. Theft! They will steal like Peter Theil. Call him Peter Steal. And THEN they will try to get you locked up in an insane asylum. Just wait until they start raping. You accuse them. Bam! Your TV starts repeating the things you say back to you. The people in your proximity start doing it. Then you end up like the Epstein whistleblower. I mean, they have been covering for a genocide for years now. You think they won't cover for a little intellectual property theft? They steal. They lie. They are perfectly fine with the violence and the murder as long as it's happening to JACOB KNEELY or HYM. They shouldn't GET murdered but they should DECIDE who is or is not FINE TO MURDER like was it Jordan? Jordan kneely? They homeless guy that got strangled on the train for 15 minutes straight even though it only takes like 30 seconds to go unconscious and there were 2 other guys pinning down his arms and legs so he couldn't struggle while a guy was strangling him to death. Nah. Don't believe their shit. They just do want THEM to die. They want ME to get stole from. They want YOU to have rights that are somehow subordinate to THEM. Lie for eachother and to themselves until the end of time if you let them."
by Hym Iam September 15, 2025
Get the Theft mug.A thiefered is somebody who just steals certain things or steals your slang it doesn't have to be like physically stealing like taking something but like using words that you use or doing things that you do
Denzel is such a thiefered he really stole my whole entire slang like he really just wants to be like me
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Get the Thiefered mug.-"Who's nicked my cracked black pepper crisps? Was it Clive Crackedpepperman?"
-"Fraid not mate, it was Theodore Thiefman again."
-"Fraid not mate, it was Theodore Thiefman again."
by Gemma Carr November 14, 2004
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