A furry, light-up dildo that has eyes.... prefferably in blue, yellow, green, purple or red. Also known as Wilber the Wonderdildo
by Jane Austen III August 9, 2009

by Not trk June 23, 2021

by wormdorm?? May 10, 2010

Reese: OMG i'm being eaten by a schlong worm.
Jebediah: Damn, nigga, that's scary!
Reese: My dick is hard as rock, tho.
Jebediah: Damn, nigga, that's scary!
Reese: My dick is hard as rock, tho.
by NiggaJONES August 5, 2012

by Bath Wanker October 7, 2018

by furwormer March 1, 2011

When a partner defecates a tubular turd on a hairy chest. A variation of this would be an easter basket, where a partner defecates small pellet like turds on a hairy chest.
by Adam D-z nuts Clark November 11, 2006
