blessing an ass

the act of ejaculating onto an ass

bro, you don't even know, i totally blessed that chicks ass last night.

Have you blessing an ass yet broskie?

by assgod6969 May 24, 2017

Blessed Karl

A Blessed Karl is when you time a sneeze to violently defecate into your partner's face, and they finish the act by saying "Bless you". Similar to a Hot Karl, Warm Karl, and Cold Karl by involving poop, but somehow more Hungarian in nature.

I was trying to gift my lady with a Cold Karl the other night, but my allergies kicked in. It became a Blessed Karl. I'm single now.

by CAFFILNELL March 2, 2024

beauty blessing

when you stay beautiful to be more Christ-like.

The beauty blessing helped most of Christ’s followers get to heaven.

by Coop Dupe December 1, 2019

Eva Bless

A Girl's Pum/Pussy

Daddy I want to bless you with this Eva bless.
You have the eva bless pum pum.

by D.J January 2, 2017

blessing

blessing is the girl only little people like,she tries to hard to make new friends but ends up getting embarrassed,rude and disrespectful for no reason,problematic because she always wants issues

“there’s some ugly girl trending on snap,
“lool must be blessing”

by s1dotz January 18, 2022

well bless your little heart

To tell someone thank you very much for pointing out their own mistake.

Person A: "You've got some toilet paper stuck on your shoe".
Person B: "Well bless your little heart".

by FinnishSuperman June 3, 2011

Blessing

A girl that’s in love with a boy on the other side of the conty, that has many disgusting experiences with other guys. Heard Blessings awazi new boyfriend treats more than great there love is magical and that her ex and all her old tings are a bunch of clowns.

Blessing the one that went out with that bum

by sosababyyyy April 22, 2021